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seadog Admin
Posts : 14933 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
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| (To the tune of Robin Hood) TM Tiger Tone
BNP, BNP, BN fooking P, BNP, BNP, BN fooking P, BN fooking P, BN fooking P, BNP, BNP, BNP. _______________________________________ Anonymity, lol you soft cocked cnut.
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AstiSpumante
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Posts : 3235 Join date : 2014-09-25
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:30 am | |
| To the tune of Robin Hood(again)
Burka boys, burka boys parking in our street, Burka boys, burka boys eating halal meat, Gays getting hitched, Facebook's a bitch? Fatwa Frank, fatwa Frank, fatwa Frank. |
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pepsipete
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Posts : 14772 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 85 Location : Ivybridge
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:21 pm | |
| Can't think of anything to say
Can't think of anything to rhyme
Don't want to be thought anti gay
So put up or shut up this time
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Guest Guest
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:02 pm | |
| Lol Asti and Seadog.
The Trust is infiltrated, To protect poor Jimmy, High up in his secure boardroom, Tho never fear with a Brown shirt near, To protect you from the weirdos and queers.
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tigertony
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:57 pm | |
| Will the crowd shout and have a beer When Rueben scores to get a cheer Or will the crowd stamp and cry When our defence is shown on Sky
Millions will watch and clap When Pompey show they are so flat Argyle will win the game When Rueben scores again
The blues will wander home Or some may use the phone To tell their friends and mates That Argyle stuffed it in their face. |
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tigertony
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat Nov 15, 2014 5:46 pm | |
| - tigertony wrote:
- Will the crowd shout and have a beer
When Rueben scores to get a cheer Or will the crowd stamp and cry When our defence is shown on Sky
Millions will watch and clap When Pompey show they are so flat Argyle will win the game [b]When Rueben scores again[/b]
The blues will wander home Or some may use the phone To tell their friends and mates That Argyle stuffed it in their face. Tonights Lottery numbers are 56, 67,89, 123, 78 and 54 |
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Mock Cuncher
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Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14933 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
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| OMFG! _______________________________________ Anonymity, lol you soft cocked cnut.
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AstiSpumante
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Posts : 3235 Join date : 2014-09-25
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:21 pm | |
| The farm it does not welcome the guest, It's ATD you want for the best, It came to a head with old Harper, The 'hate campaign' did cause him to scarper, The piggy and his piglets shut the gate, On those ladies and gents so full of hate, The AFT election thread did vanish, Suspect members pig did say he would banish, His scheming eyes did turn toward the Pope, Will he be my new mole I can but hope, I need some eyes and ears upon the board, A prawn sandwich or pork sword I can reward. |
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:53 pm | |
| I shall retire from today's literary test as Asti stole my work. (same theme he's just done it a bit better than I would have). |
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Hitch
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:05 pm | |
| The glance was cold, the stance was bold the air was hot and rising. The tone was sweet, the talk was cheap evasive and conniving. The facts were slim, the plot was thin the reel of spiel was veering from the truth on cloven hoof to the Sinning Spinner’s Bullring where poppycock calls for a sock and hogwash - ostracising - in a fib-free zone where the liar’s moan is lost on ears unhearing. |
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:11 pm | |
| Ducks, Pigs, its all there on the farm, Snooping giraffes, Animals galore.
p.s. you'd av thought Hooper the Snooper would have investigated Herr Harper |
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:48 pm | |
| - Hitch wrote:
- The glance was cold, the stance was bold
the air was hot and rising. The tone was sweet, the talk was cheap evasive and conniving. The facts were slim, the plot was thin the reel of spiel was veering from the truth on cloven hoof to the Sinning Spinner’s Bullring where poppycock calls for a sock and hogwash - ostracising - in a fib-free zone where the liar’s moan is lost on ears unhearing. Is that all your own work Hitch? Good prose although the subject matter does seem a little critical of us perchance? ![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png) Mind you work either way tbf. |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14933 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:30 pm | |
| Curtains drawn, No guests welcome, feck offf now, No second helping. _______________________________________ Anonymity, lol you soft cocked cnut.
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Tringreen
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Posts : 10912 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:39 pm | |
| Blinds down , buckets out, Knarf Reprah has given me gout. Blame the freaks and internet trolls, Low cunning is how Porkie rolls. |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14933 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
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| Trolling, Trolling, Trolling, Let's hide! All the forums that you'll never, See again forever, Until the Farm is once more on our side.
_______________________________________ Anonymity, lol you soft cocked cnut.
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Tgwu
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:03 pm | |
| A poem from Heather
Argyle-Argyle-Argyle
Sometimes we feel blue
Other times we see red
But whatever the hue
Are we right in the head
Come rain or shine we like to be seen
Loyal supporters of our club THE GREENS |
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Mock Cuncher
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Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:30 pm | |
| Curtains of irony an invisibility cloak you can't hide from my pseuds Stalian, they are everywhere. here. here. and there. |
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tigertony
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| O Come All Ye Faithful
O come, all ye Argyle Joyful and triumphant, O come ye, O come ye to watch our team Come and behold Him, Born the King of scoring
O come, let us adore Him, O come, let us adore Him, O come, let us adore Him, Rueben Reid |
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Tringreen
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| - tigertony wrote:
- O Come All Ye Faithful
O come, all ye Argyle Joyful and triumphant, O come ye, O come ye to watch our team Come and behold Him, Born the King of scoring
O come, let us adore Him, O come, let us adore Him, O come, let us adore Him, Rueben Reid |
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Guest Guest
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| FPT FFS FCOL! |
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seadog Admin
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 29 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 28, 2014 1:48 pm | |
| The fanzine's out, The Craft has spoke, Of times gone by, And devious folk. _______________________________________ Anonymity, lol you soft cocked cnut.
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AstiSpumante
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| Very good, Friday already FFS! |
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| It comes, It goes, Inexorably, Cyclically, End of the weekly. |
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tigertony
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| Mistletoe And Wine
Argyle are Kings, the Green Army sing The old has passed, there's a new beginning. Dreams of League 1, dreams of the cup Fingers numb, faces aglow
Rueben Reid, Bobby Reid and Dom Carl McHugh, Nelson and Tom With goals in the bag and none in our net We’ll win the game so no need to fret.
Argyle are Kings, the Green Army sing The old has passed, there's a new beginning. Dreams of League 1, dreams of the cup Fingers numb, beer we will sup
Luke in goal, Hartley and Cox O’Connor, Mellor and Banton the fox Alless with goals and Smalley for fun We’re going up into League one
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