The Friday Poetry Thread

Some things in life are very wrong
Especially fat old men in thongs.

Peterhead, Peterhead, Peterhead,
Cold and damp,
Windy and dead.

Where are you today then Seadog?

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

Where are you today then Seadog?

Hum.......Peterhead maybe ?

Three miles off,
The berth's not free,
Another hour,
On the drift for me.

I know he was dumb, I know he was thick
But following us? Christ what a prick.

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The FPT, there she be,
the Argo TD anthology
I fookin still hate tigertony
for posting on a saturdee
FCOL WAFC FFS

If Carlsberg did poetry,
Would it be fizzy shite?

Bury bury on the wall
You're in for a great big fall
Luke is great and Reid's on fire
As we're set to go even higher

Sorry Mock for being bad
I am now very sad
I'll post on Friday's only now
Or get cast adrift on Seadogs dow

The weekend's here and I'm not working
My dog is weird, he's started twerking
Pub tonight but don't know where
Forte, Brunel, I don't care.

e mails here
e mails there
porky, we dont fekkin care

feck off Friday, work to do
stomach ache, forgot to chew
Had a burger, twas fookin a
then wrote a poem; tis friday

No work 'terday,
This morning said yay,
Now I've been shoppin,
Spent all my lolly,
Tonite to the pub prolly.

The game tomorrow must be won
Or we are in this season done
We need Roobs shooting boots
Then the match may bear some fruits

My car it is a rag top
But I've been a silly boy
The rag top hit the garage door
To fix would make me poor

My car it was stolen

So I don't drive anymore

Simply call a taxi

and it comes right to my door

Argyle Three, Newport Nil
The team came out to entertain and thrill
All those poster who thought we would lose
Where are they now? all on the booze.

   

FCOL Steve are you demented ? The clue is in the name mate, Mock will be spitting feathers when he sees this, if you don't self delete he will hunt you 'dain' and gnaw your face off no matter what part of the planet you inhabit, or if you're extremely lucky you might get a pass for being a new member, extremely unlikely though. If I were you I'd get sombrero'd up before venturing 'ait' and keep your eyes peeled for a man in a plastic suit FFS !!

FFS CYFR SIS YSFC!!!!!!!!!!

AstiSpumante wrote:

FCOL Steve are you demented ? The clue is in the name mate, Mock will be spitting feathers when he sees this, if you don't self delete he will hunt you 'dain'  and gnaw your face off no matter what part of the planet you inhabit, or if you're extremely lucky you might get a pass for being a new member, extremely unlikely though. If I were you I'd get sombrero'd up before venturing 'ait' and keep your eyes peeled for a man in a plastic suit FFS !!

LOL good effort Asti but it doesn't rhyme
BTW why am I still the new member? Is the registration working?  

It's a trickle effect on here Steve, but a steady and ever growing one, we sometimes lose the odd member but usually gain 4 or 5 new ones over the same period, bide your time mate, another whipping boy will be along soon

It is a long way to go
To Carlisle and Shrewsbury
By the time we see Tranmere
We might be looking at Wembley

Friday, Friday, Friday,
It's a funny old day.

cricket on, by jove we're shit
West Indies worse, by a teeny bit
pitch so flat, bowling so poor
inevitability abait the draw

Tranmere Rovers tomoza, we hate scousers
and we hate scousers, we hate scousers
and we hate scousers, we hate scousers
and we hate scousers, but we aint sure how to feel
abait the chaps from the Wirral

Big games here and big games there
Big games fookin' everywhere
We musn't draw but get a win
Or this season's in the bin

If we win and Luton lose
We can go on the booze
All we need is some goals
Then we'd all be happy souls