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Tringreen
Posts : 10917 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:58 pm | |
| - HBLC wrote:
- First post. Worst post. Wont boast. Look, ghost.
Ghost of AT past, come back home at last ? |
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Moist_Von_Lipwig
Posts : 1573 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 111
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:13 pm | |
| Friday again! I once again cry? Where has the week gone? Time really does fly! Three points tomorrow, and all will be well. No points tomorrow, and life will be hell.
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HBLC
Posts : 56 Join date : 2012-01-17
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:42 pm | |
| - Tringreen wrote:
- HBLC wrote:
- First post. Worst post. Wont boast. Look, ghost.
Ghost of AT past, come back home at last ? Alas, no. It was Edgar Allan Poe. |
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Chemical Ali
Posts : 7322 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 47 Location : Plymouth
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:08 pm | |
| Our SUperfans have been troubled by twitter spam Exeter will lose by six goals against oldham England cricket is shit bring back Goochey, The grecians will be embarassed by hattrick hero Shefki Kuqi Tisdale in his cravat what a toff He will be saying 'well done for the win' to Paul Dickov Argyle fans will be cheering ' we beat Crawley' Depressed, drunken Downy will declare 'I feel poorly'
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:02 pm | |
| I want to meet the guys and gals tomorrow But no, I can't, I'm full of sorrow.
I can make an evening match in the week Maybe then we can speak. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:18 pm | |
| Oh flippin eck I've been reading And to my horror I learn Tomorrow my picture might be taken Leaving my cheeks to burn
My hair it looks so tatty A cut's well overdue Don't know if I can pay with nectar points If not it'll just have to do
And then there is the question Of suitable garments to wear To keep me warm at football And take eyes away from my hair
It's difficult being a woman With men's expectations so high So when he gets that camera out I'll probably have to say 'bye'
Or happen to be in the toilet Or outside with a sneaky fag Or otherwise elsewhere so no-one can say Who on earth is that ugly old bag |
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Czarcasm
Posts : 10244 Join date : 2011-10-23
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:40 pm | |
| A welcome to HBLC, From all of us on ATD, I think that it's fate, That more will migrate, The Farm ain't what it used to be.
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:05 pm | |
| Friday Friday Friday Its the weekend nigh day Every weekday is a sigh day But not my favourite - its Friday |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:01 pm | |
| - Peggy wrote:
- Oh flippin eck I've been reading
And to my horror I learn Tomorrow my picture might be taken Leaving my cheeks to burn
My hair it looks so tatty A cut's well overdue Don't know if I can pay with nectar points If not it'll just have to do
And then there is the question Of suitable garments to wear To keep me warm at football And take eyes away from my hair
It's difficult being a woman With men's expectations so high So when he gets that camera out I'll probably have to say 'bye'
Or happen to be in the toilet Or outside with a sneaky fag Or otherwise elsewhere so no-one can say Who on earth is that ugly old bag Ah bless, never mind, a couple of pints and you'll look fine. |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:22 am | |
| No Matter What
No matter what mud they sling No matter what mire they bring No matter what they insinuate No matter what mess they create No matter who does this, No matter which gay clown, No matter how obsessed He won't take the buuuys of ATD down ROARYSAURUS |
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Rickler
Posts : 6529 Join date : 2011-05-10 Location : Inside the mind...
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:47 am | |
| Friday poetry on ATD... Is better than any thread on Pasoti.
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:54 am | |
| Weekend
I'm going for Thai tonight I like their food, I'd never smite Their curries red, even green too A spice repeated, in my poo
Can anyone on here pretend To have any plans for this weekend? |
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Charlie Wood
Posts : 2646 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 71 Location : Britannia Bay South Africa
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:57 am | |
| So what did this week bring, The senior greens met with Brent, The Pres and Nooly also went, ATD had a Dingle sting, Once again no money was spent I've always been rubbish at poetry, but I do try |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:14 am | |
| He’ll like you today And stab you tomorrow He hasn’t any friends He Just uses them to borrow
I hear that drums that are banging Of rumours of the day His latest friend he’s slagging In his most obnoxious way
So as we use ATD In its intended way We’ll leave the poor sod crying Because he cannot get his way
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:24 am | |
| An afternoon spent, watching the cricket Good stuff from Broad, Just the ticket I hope he gets another 50 Before losing his wicket he'll become my second sporting hero With Bolton's Michael Ricketts [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:26 am | |
| The sky is blue today
There's nothing more to say |
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Tringreen
Posts : 10917 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:59 am | |
| 'Peace in our time !' El Presidente did ordain. But it only applies to ATD, Pasoti want their own way again ! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:09 am | |
| Saturday tomorrow and we're still fecking shite Will I to Port Vale, I might not or I might. |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 15068 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:39 am | |
| The sky is blue, The sea is Green, Put your trust, In old John Deehan _______________________________________ COYG!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:17 am | |
| Oh my poor head I wish I had stayed in bed My eyes are sore My nose is running I'll shut the door Then no-one can come in. I'll dose myself to make it right And struggle to the bar tonight. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:25 am | |
| Tonight I will see Sally Snow, We are giving out Trust certificates, ya know. It's pretty clear I have no life Argyle is my wife.
Tomorrow I will listen to the game at Port Vale, Hear the Green Army that travelled by car,coach or rail. Let's hope for a win Else the scarf's in the bin! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:27 am | |
| Sunny Devon' 'tis a joy, you'm on ATD, 'stead of working buuy.
Note to self, outside now! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:22 am | |
| A beautiful Friday morning Just been out for a walk Down by the sea with the four year old* And of the boats we did talk
Now she's doing some painting And I'm sitting by being cool Dinner to get and then comes the time When I finally take her to school
*(but only just) |
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Chemical Ali
Posts : 7322 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 47 Location : Plymouth
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:28 am | |
| We travel to the midlands in search of a win, Thank f*ck the useless Sutherland is in the bin, Bignot's shame is forgotton and he signs a long term deal, And we have a DOF whose managerial experience is real.
Mumbling Carl might start playing on the right I hope I never hear 'you know' on his interviews on Spotlight Brenty is supporting the club with some money and pop But we need a big striker like Julian 'donkey' Allsop
Paul Daniels has lost a finger so can't do a trick We need someone like Friio to score another hattrick* The Good Ship Pilgrim is setting sail For a 5-1 win against Port Vale
* it might have been only two goals in the 5-1 win?
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Moist_Von_Lipwig
Posts : 1573 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 111
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:31 pm | |
| Proletarianisation, Now there's a long word, From a Times crossword, I'm trying to solve,
The GAS board elections, Will happen gung ho,, The purpose and roles though, What do they involve?
Port Vale tomorrow, But if Argyle don't score, The Forza Verde roar, Will slowly dissolve, |
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