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Mock Cuncher
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Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:33 pm | |
| Poems asap, hurry please "dont fook araind" said Guatemala ter Belize I'm looking for rhyme, so compose and appease When I collate into an anthology, it'll be a killer release
Dag'num at home, and Redbridge too A gemini effect for the chaps to construe Unforch for them I'll be having a brew watching the match at Rugger HQ |
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:42 pm | |
| Tis the last Friday then I'm on the road, Wandering and travelling just follow my nose, Hoping that Argyle will cope whilst I'm gone, A mid table finish for me to gaze upon, Common then Shezza, forwards and backs, Unleash your fury and attack, attack, attack! RRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Czarcasm
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Posts : 10244 Join date : 2011-10-23
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:15 am | |
| This thread was dying on its arse But I say we need more So don your wigs and jester hats And give a mighty.... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] |
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:21 am | |
| Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Shit, my garden's on fire. |
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cornysteve
Posts : 318 Join date : 2012-10-10 Location : Near the bar
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:30 am | |
| I last wrote a poem, About the age of ten, If I ever write another, I'll be seventy two then. |
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Mock Cuncher
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Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:34 am | |
| Friday fore shore, what will be the score we'll be screaming for more there'll be goals galore northampton in a stupor when faced with the ATD ROAR |
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:35 pm | |
| Spanish hippies to left and right Arguing the price of shades Gonna be cloudy later Shut it And save some dirhams. |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14933 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:46 pm | |
| Iggy went to foreign shores, fishing rod in hand, Iggy what've you caught, Were you casting over sand? _______________________________________ Anonymity, lol you soft cocked cnut.
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Mock Cuncher
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Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:34 pm | |
| Poems 'ere, poems there, poem's every fookin where...
Some prose on the left, some rhymes on the riiiight, that poetry thread...makes PASOTI contrite (yeah, right)
Don Revie said to Bill Shankley, have you seen Friday Poetry Shanks said no I cant handle it bro... I've heard about the insane prose
Insane prose Anyfin goes everyone knows rhymes attract ho's.. |
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:25 pm | |
| Haven't cast a line In warm waters The waves are crashing in Like multi's on pasoters. |
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Mapperley, darling
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Posts : 2345 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 55
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:19 pm | |
| brenty had a little pig its trotters pink and green and everywhere that brenty went the pig was to be seen
'do my bidding' little pig said brenty to the super 'make it look like your idea, do it on the 'puter.
divide the fan base, one by one with all this talk of war, commission murels for sychophants followers and lakies and in return, you receive box seat and pasties
ask them all to stump up cash else the club will die send them on a little crash, spred a little lie.
ill feed you what i wish to say you just need repeat it they all love your curly tail stick it on your website |
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Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:38 pm | |
| It aint bloody Friday you insidious cur it's no time for rhyme prose ought be deferred
nice rhymes tho...somewhere between exceptional and so-so |
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Mapperley, darling
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:47 pm | |
| piss off |
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:44 am | |
| Home Parks's not quite full to burst, With most fans, no doubt, really fearing the worst, But football, it's said, is a funny old game, So prepare for a shock we might even win
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Mock Cuncher
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Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:56 am | |
| Friday here, the first of March A new month in, goodbye to the last Lets hope Argyle win, please lets thump Barnet Lest relegation strikes, to make me declare 'darn it'! |
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Posts : 14772 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 85 Location : Ivybridge
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:07 am | |
| As I was going to Barnet here
singing singing end up in the blue square
Another loss is due I fear
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:42 am | |
| Argyle, Like the waning gibbous moon, Sink slowly beneath the limpid waves, T,ward oblivion. |
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Charlie Wood
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Posts : 2645 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 70 Location : Britannia Bay South Africa
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:43 am | |
| What about this line in the stand, Must we forget the sleight of hand, Another day, another game, Please God not more of the same, A defeat and the flames will be fanned.
What about this pesky Trust, A banning for Petrie and Symons a must, We've got the PAS Board, Never you mind it's fatally flawed, They'll stumble along until we're bust. |
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Mapperley, darling
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Posts : 2345 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 55
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:18 pm | |
| its friday so i can write a rhyme cany think of owt, and i aint got time |
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Posts : 1573 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 110
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:41 pm | |
| I'm a fan, an Argyle fan, As anyone can see, Hiding behind an alias, you slag off fans, What do you purport to be?
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14933 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:23 pm | |
| Fit and proper, pass the test, Internet slurs, The Pres is best. _______________________________________ Anonymity, lol you soft cocked cnut.
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Mock Cuncher
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Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:18 am | |
| Chelt’num cup to have a bet Millions to win, just painds on the line Greenjock’s hunches on those big fook off pets Who’ll be the fastest of the equine?
Fleetwood at home, distinct lacka Mac. Argyle need to go on the attack To avoid the non-league almanacks When’s the banker gonna get some flack? |
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Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
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| Two hundred and fifty for fooking one, Just Finn in the wickets, a dearth of fun Bowling first in a Test, is Cooky insane? He's been taking lessons from Nasser Hussain! |
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![The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 18 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:23 pm | |
| A flat deck was to be seen, So early on it just might seam ? Batting for two days and seeing them do the same, Would offer zero chance of winning the game.
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| Sh*t grandstand Two bit plans My granddad, bless him, was called Stan
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