The Friday Poetry Thread

Poems asap, hurry please
"dont fook araind" said Guatemala ter Belize
I'm looking for rhyme, so compose and appease
When I collate into an anthology, it'll be a killer release

Dag'num at home, and Redbridge too
A gemini effect for the chaps to construe
Unforch for them I'll be having a brew
watching the match at Rugger HQ

Tis the last Friday then I'm on the road,
Wandering and travelling just follow my nose,
Hoping that Argyle will cope whilst I'm gone,
A mid table finish for me to gaze upon,
Common then Shezza, forwards and backs,
Unleash your fury and attack, attack, attack!
RRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread was dying on its arse
But I say we need more
So don your wigs and jester hats
And give a mighty....

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Grass is red
Shit, my garden's on fire.

I last wrote a poem,
About the age of ten,
If I ever write another,
I'll be seventy two then.

Friday fore shore,
what will be the score
we'll be screaming for more
there'll be goals galore
northampton in a stupor
when faced with the ATD ROAR

Spanish hippies to left and right
Arguing the price of shades
Gonna be cloudy later
Shut it And save some dirhams.

Iggy went to foreign shores,
fishing rod in hand,
Iggy what've you caught,
Were you casting over sand?

Poems 'ere, poems there, poem's every fookin where...

Some prose on the left, some rhymes on the riiiight,
that poetry thread...makes PASOTI contrite
(yeah, right)

Don Revie said to Bill Shankley,
have you seen Friday Poetry
Shanks said no I cant handle it bro...
I've heard about the insane prose

Insane prose
Anyfin goes
everyone knows
rhymes attract ho's..

Haven't cast a line
In warm waters
The waves are crashing in
Like multi's on pasoters.

brenty had a little pig
its trotters pink and green
and everywhere that brenty went
the pig was to be seen

'do my bidding' little pig
said brenty to the super
'make it look like your idea,
do it on the 'puter.

divide the fan base, one by one
with all this talk of war,
commission murels for sychophants
followers and lakies
and in return, you receive box seat and pasties

ask them all to stump up cash
else the club will die
send them on a little crash, spred a little lie.

ill feed you what i wish to say
you just need repeat it
they all love your curly tail
stick it on your website

It aint bloody Friday
you insidious cur
it's no time for rhyme
prose ought be deferred

nice rhymes tho...somewhere between exceptional and so-so

piss off

Home Parks's not quite full to burst,
With most fans, no doubt, really fearing the worst,
But football, it's said, is a funny old game,
So prepare for a shock we might even win

Friday here, the first of March
A new month in, goodbye to the last
Lets hope Argyle win, please lets thump Barnet
Lest relegation strikes, to make me declare 'darn it'!

As I was going to Barnet here

singing singing end up in the blue square

Another loss is due I fear

folderole

Argyle,
Like the waning gibbous moon,
Sink slowly beneath the limpid waves,
T,ward oblivion.

What about this line in the stand,
Must we forget the sleight of hand,
Another day, another game,
Please God not more of the same,
A defeat and the flames will be fanned.

What about this pesky Trust,
A banning for Petrie and Symons a must,
We've got the PAS Board,
Never you mind it's fatally flawed,
They'll stumble along until we're bust.

its friday so i can write a rhyme
cany think of owt, and i aint got time

I'm a fan, an Argyle fan,
As anyone can see,
Hiding behind an alias, you slag off fans,
What do you purport to be?

Fit and proper,
pass the test,
Internet slurs,
The Pres is best.

Chelt’num cup to have a bet
Millions to win, just painds on the line
Greenjock’s hunches on those big fook off pets
Who’ll be the fastest of the equine?

Fleetwood at home, distinct lacka Mac.
Argyle need to go on the attack
To avoid the non-league almanacks
When’s the banker gonna get some flack?

Two hundred and fifty for fooking one,
Just Finn in the wickets, a dearth of fun
Bowling first in a Test, is Cooky insane?
He's been taking lessons from Nasser Hussain!

A flat deck was to be seen,
So early on it just might seam ?
Batting for two days and seeing them do the same,
Would offer zero chance of winning the game.

Sh*t grandstand
Two bit plans
My granddad, bless him, was called Stan