General Election Countdown who is going to win

I wonder if THEChrisWebb will get a bonus?

Clegg milliband and farage all to go as leaders ?

Chemical Ali wrote:

Torbay - popular LD Adrian Sanders loses seat to Tory.

Quite a few LD losses to Tories recently announced.

Had a bet on that one. Lovely

Danny Alexander is out.

Bloody weasel.

All LibDem cabinet ministers have lost their seats and their jobs. Apart from Clegg.

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

All LibDem cabinet ministers have lost their seats and their jobs. Apart from Clegg.

It be jobs for the boys, House of Lords,

I'm seeing a swingometer...

In fact four swingometers in one!

Paven wrote:

HAHAHAHHA those exit polls!

Silly boy.

In other news, I've had correspondence directly with Seabeck in the past 12 months and have been underwhelmed massively with her regarding issues that effect me directly.

Go Johnny, go!

Choker for Edd Balls. This time yesterday he was a potential Chancellor. 14% rise in the UKIP vote leads to him losing his seat.

From potential Chancellor, to husband of the next Labour leader, Yvette Cooper.

Common sense has prevailed foreshore.

Czarcasm wrote:

Choker for Edd Balls. This time yesterday he was a potential Chancellor. 14% rise in the UKIP vote leads to him losing his seat.

From potential Chancellor, to husband of the next Labour leader, Yvette Cooper.

feckin great news!

A complete wanker!

Balls out, Simon Hughes out, Alexander out and Fetherstone out as well. What a great night!

The death of moderate politics.

I guess our only entertainment will be watching the Tories eat themselves whole over Europe.

Iain Duncan Smith will still be a minister. Slow hand clap, Britain.

Czarcasm wrote:

Choker for Edd Balls. This time yesterday he was a potential Chancellor. 14% rise in the UKIP vote leads to him losing his seat.

From potential Chancellor, to husband of the next Labour leader, Yvette Cooper.

Thinks he is short of victory by 200 votes so demands a recount. Turns out he is short by 422 votes. What a "financial genius" this gimp would have been as chancellor

Chemical Ali wrote:

I wonder if THEChrisWebb will get a bonus?

he will be milking it to death to all his socialist friends that he a trade unionist leader helped a tory get into parliament despite being sacked or resigning whatever the case weeks before the election.

Miliband is resigning. Tim Sherwood in as caretaker.

Cornish Chris wrote:

The death of moderate politics.

I guess our only entertainment will be watching the Tories eat themselves whole over Europe.

Iain Duncan Smith will still be a minister. Slow hand clap, Britain.

zero hour contracts for all

That is awful for Plymouth. Unbelievable.

Never thought I'd say this, but thank Christ for Exeter. All that stands between both Cornwall and Devon from being a one-party state.

Cornish Chris wrote:

That is awful for Plymouth.  Unbelievable.

Never thought I'd say this, but thank Christ for Exeter.  All that stands between both Cornwall and Devon from being a one-party state.

devon and cornwall are seperate states/counties though and long may that remain

Angry wrote:

Cornish Chris wrote:

That is awful for Plymouth.  Unbelievable.

Never thought I'd say this, but thank Christ for Exeter.  All that stands between both Cornwall and Devon from being a one-party state.

devon and cornwall are seperate states/counties though and long may that remain

Damn straight!

Presumably the gerrymandering will start in earnest soon, though. The dreaded Devonwall constituency must be imminent.

Apart from the stolen nationalist kipper eu referendum what a feckin disaster. The fact that the SW is now almost completely blue shows what a bunch of selfish self serving bunch of completely selfish cnuts the electorate are. With Labour completely wiping themselves out by pretending to be Tories what the feck is the future for Britain?
My missus works at a private school, all the staff there have lost money by losing holidays, they have even lost time and a half on bank holidays, no pay rise in the last seven years, all so that the privileged kids can have an education my boys would have dreamed of.
Feck all this democracy crap, I'm off to lob some bottles.

When I went to vote last night I was in the queue behind six farmers and the owner of the big house who used to run Huntingdon Con Party, all landowners, all getting farm subsidy between £250k and £1.4m a year with no threat of caps or taxes, if that isn't a bribe I don't know what is?
Anyone know what happened to the bribe master Geoffory Cox? No doubt he got back in.

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Paven wrote:

HAHAHAHHA those exit polls!

Silly boy.

Farage has lost.

I can't say I'm surprised the Lib Dems flopped.

I'm a little bit surprised by Labour, but their campaign was pretty uninspiring, so perhaps not in hindsight.

The weird thing is, I don't actually dislike Cameron that much, he's quite electable. Osborne, Gove (x100), Pickles, Paterson (x1000), May, etc, however...they'll struggle in the next one.

Farage not getting in, and Lucas getting in, is good news.

I actually don't mind the SNP too, hopefully they get enough clout to devolve more powers to themselves, if that's what they're after. If they get it, why not Wales in the future, the NIrish, or the South West...etc.

Clegg and Farage both resign as leaders within the last 15 minutes. Milliband resignation expected soon.