In the "News" today.

They are reporting wreckage found off the coast of Australia.

Iggy wrote:

They are reporting wreckage found off the coast of Australia.

Turned out to be the careers of most of the England cricket team.

Kelly brooks got engaged.......again zzzzzz

Coco posted a selfie.

Oh and prnce george wont be smacked.

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Pope sorts out the Mafia once and for all LMFAO.

it says on the cover of the MIRROR, that KYLIE QUITTING THE VOICE   
I haven't read the full story yet

Pity, she has the best arse in show business.

Sexist? Probably.

Factual? Definitely.

Poppycock - Scarlet Johanson's arse is like two eggs in a hanky.

OMG!

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Sir Francis Drake wrote:

OMG!

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Quote from Herald article.......'He had a bandage around his arm,we saw some blood,the poor chap did look very drained'

Would you like to rephrase that....good grief.... he surely didn't realize what he had said.

No sign of that plane,
Kelly brook engagement is off
Bhs going into food,
Naya rivera is fit

zyph wrote:

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

OMG!

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Quote from Herald article.......'He had a bandage around his arm,we saw some blood,the poor chap did look very drained"

Would you like to rephrase that....good grief.... he surely didn't realize what he had said.

I prefer...

"Units attended and upon arrival a 44 yr old man had indeed cut his hand off. He was otherwise rational."

 

Landslip in Washington state.

Makes Calstock's little hole look like a .... little hole.

Meanwhile in the Old Empire Home for Retired Generals.

A message for Putin?

Just breaking on Sky news - Malaysian flight MH370, new data concludes it ended up in the sea.

RIP to all.

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That's rather good that.   

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Person Of Interest wrote:

Just breaking on Sky news - Malaysian flight MH370, new data concludes it ended up in the sea.

RIP to all.

No doubt, a tragedy for a lot of people, the issue which remains is................wtf actually transpired?

Somebody flew the plane to where it finished up, what was their motivation? I guess as they are now dead we shall never know for certain.

What cracks me up is with all the technology available, radar, satellite ect. they had the search narrowed down to either, a) near the top of China b) in the roaring FOOKIN forties off Australia. They can check the colour of some Mullahs hair roots from space, listen to all our mobile calls, read our emails but can't find a jumbo FOOKIN jet! I'm going to buy one, like an old airbus and just fly it back and forth between Colombia and Newquay laden with Chang and no one will ever know! Genius.

I dunno what a line drive is but it doesn't look good.

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ouch

Build it like Beckham, obv inspired by Brent.

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National Cleavage Day. Which pair of tits will you vote for?