In the "News" today.

Yet another SINK-HOLE. We've had a number of these recently in the UK - Wycombe and in the middle of a motor-way at least.

I don't remember this happening in the past. Are we all doomed? Should we all stop jumping up and down just in case?

Kent is well known for dene holes that appear.....thought to be by some as old chalk mines that have collapsed.

The baddies in the game Gears of War used sink holes to attack humans. They'd bury under cities and essentially collapse a city into the Earth.
It's the Locust.

I think hairy's explanation is the most plausible.

This was in Viz in the 90s. It's scarily like the real news today.

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More storm damage revealed. Newell will be gutted!!  

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This bloke who's photoshopping stuff in Plymouth seems to be a revelation to the Herald who have, it seems, just discovered photoshop. Photoshop's widely used at newspaper studios.

hairy j wrote:

This bloke who's photoshopping stuff in Plymouth seems to be a revelation to the Herald who have, it seems, just discovered photoshop. Photoshop's widely used at newspaper studios.

Nooooooooooooooooo. I thought all the fantastic pics I see in the press were real!!  I know what you're saying, Hairy, but the pics are clever, none-the-less.

This one The Daily Mail did featuring Anne Diamond being angry at some xbox games is really some form of wizardy.

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That's if wizards weren't magic at all and were actually really shit.

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Security guards are being posted at Everest base camp after a brawl between Sherpas and climbers.

The Viz article is spooky Hairy it could easily have come from this weeks Mail.

All's well with the world.

Rooney signs new contract. If only Argyle would pay this sort of money we too could be in 7th place in the Premier League. Come on Brent, sort it out!

£300,000 a week is so ridiculous. Given some clubs in league football have less of an annual budget than Rooney will earn in a month, it's frankly obscene. A wage cap was wrong when it existed as owners simply became very rich but £300k a week - that's lunacy. I think his contract would pay for every team in League 2 to run for one season.

What a shame that some of this obscene money doesn't filter down to the lower leagues.

Sky TV started this with huge pay-outs to top clubs for television rights....then it filtered through to other sports....taking literally all top interests out of terrestrial TV hands.

At least enjoy the Rugby whilst it lasts.

£300,000 a week - that's over £15 million a year!

He earns much more in one week than many people in this country would take ten years to earn. I bet he votes Labour.

Jimmy Hill has got a lot to answer for.

knecht wrote:

£300,000 a week - that's over £15 million a year!

I see the heducashun budget was not wasted.

I see that the navy charged £17000 to move the cars at Calstock,and there was me thinking they did it as a kind gesture to help flood/storm damage victims....

greensleeves wrote:

I see that the navy charged £17000 to move the cars at Calstock,and there was me thinking they did it as a kind gesture to help flood/storm damage  victims....

Don't worry GS. Knecht paid for it. He is the Rothschild of Calstock you know.  

POI   when the young lad asked for the navy help,which it has to be said aroused a lot of media interest,no mention was made of a £17000 cost.It came across as the navy helping out a community in a  time of need.Leaves a sour taste in my mouth that the navy are now charging £17000.....Still its good to know that Ian is footing the bill.  As Gyles Brandreth would say.."He's a good egg"

Iggy wrote:

The Viz article is spooky Hairy it could easily have come from this weeks Mail.

Nice one Hairy. Haven't seen Viz for 20 years. Very clever writers and cartoonists.

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According to Norse mythology, it's the end of the World today.

Just for Dick, here's some more Viz featuring knecht. Linked as it's huge.
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The end of the world has been predicted for a long time. One day it will come & someone will be able to say "I told you". Or they could if the world hadn't ended.

This one's for hairy:

It will be the end of the world if Argyle lose to D&R this afternoon...seeing that I'm going.

zyph wrote:

It will be the end of the world if Argyle lose to D&R this afternoon...seeing that I'm going.

You could meet up with Elias, she's going today, an absolute cracker who loves football..........heaven   

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