Uncle Phenom's Agony Page

this thread is here to help you get some answers from Uncle Phenom and others too to all of your problems that you may have.

Whether its with relationships, fancy that girl at school or work, life, friendship problems, relations with a fellow poster not as good as you hoped, money, what to buy someone for a present here is just a few of the topics on offer. All can be asked and hopefully be resolved here.
If your problem is with pasoti you too can get advice here in my own unquie way.


So here it is lets make the world a better place

I've never spoke to a girl

monti czardas wrote:

I've never spoke to a girl

my advice to you is go up to your mother say hi mum and hey presto half the battle is won.

monti czardas wrote:

I've never spoke to a girl

Hello

Does this count?

ZeeZan6 wrote:

monti czardas wrote:

I've never spoke to a girl

Hello

Does this count?

it does if he responses

'bout time we started a junior ATD section,methinks.Goodnight.

Phenom wrote:

monti czardas wrote:

I've never spoke to a girl

my advice to you is go up to your mother say hi mum and hey presto half the battle is won.

Not a bad suggestion really, how much will that cost me?

monti czardas wrote:

Phenom wrote:

monti czardas wrote:

I've never spoke to a girl

my advice to you is go up to your mother say hi mum and hey presto half the battle is won.

Not a bad suggestion really, how much will that cost me?

probably a cup of tea for your mum.


all advice if free as i dont have a paypal account to donate too

Greenskin wrote:

'bout time we started a junior ATD section,methinks.Goodnight.

lol

I'm a bit worried about Exeter city,will they remain Devons number one team by mid May ?

downthetrack wrote:

I'm a bit worried about Exeter city,will they remain Devons number one team by mid May ?

If they learn how to score up front then they will probably just about stay up. Oh and you got to win games when you can help you cause thats a lesson Argyle didnt learn last year regardless to the 10point deduction.

Can the muffin top leader of pbay,get his Argyle shirt over his big fat gut ?

downthetrack wrote:

Can the muffin top leader of pbay,get his Argyle shirt over his big fat gut ?

with the right corset yes

I am watching the Pats' playoff game with a Jets fan on saturday night, if we lose to the Tebows how can I recover from it? (already from the thought of it!).

I have the opportunity to enter a competiton to win an Exeter Chiefs rugby shirt. If i were to win, what should i do with said item? I was contemplating putting it up for auction on Pasoti...

GreenSnake wrote:

I am watching the Pats' playoff game with a Jets fan on saturday night, if we lose to the Tebows how can I recover from it? (already from the thought of it!).

as a fellow Pats fan i can see how embrassing it will be to lose to Tebow. But have faith in Tom Brady as anything Tebow can do Brady can do better like in the last game a few weeks ago. If the pats do lose well i'd follow the green bay packers/baltimore ravens as Tebow will never beat their defence.

going to be a cracking game none the less

LondonGreen wrote:

I have the opportunity to enter a competiton to win an Exeter Chiefs rugby shirt. If i were to win, what should i do with said item? I was contemplating putting it up for auction on Pasoti...

hmmm you could put it on pbay but i doubt you would get many offers given the club and the city. If you are determined to off load it auction it off on exeweb i am sure you will get a few good offers. Depending on you feeling at the time donate the fee to the staff fund or your holiday fund up to you

Hi.

I'm trying to win over a group of people on an internet messageboard, but the problem I have, is, well, ya know...I'm just not, well, particularly articulate. My spelling is inconsistent at best; my grammar non-existant. People find it hard to relate to any message I am trying to convey because it takes them a short while to work out where my lost punctuation ought to reside.

Any danger?

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Hi.

I'm trying to win over a group of people on an internet messageboard, but the problem I have, is, well, ya know...I'm just not, well, particularly articulate. My spelling is inconsistent at best; my grammar non-existant. People find it hard to relate to any message I am trying to convey because it takes them a short while to work out where my lost punctuation ought to reside.

Any danger?

I would say its only an internet message board and not to take it too seriously otherwise you may as well hang yourself now.

About the hanging advice, what MBL, mean breaking load, rope would you recommend for an overweight Argo fan, were he to take your agonising advice?

seadog wrote:

About the hanging advice, what MBL, mean breaking load, rope would you recommend for an overweight Argo fan, were he to take your agonising advice?

the rope the tugboats use if you must but stick around seadog good times are a coming

were in danger off turning two pashityy mark too

Tringreen wrote:

were in danger off turning two pashityy mark too

lighten up andy you know full well they dont have banter on pasoti

My dick is far to big and keeps getting in the way. any suggestions?

Pete, if you wait a few years, young Richard will be old enough to move out and live on his own. Be patient.