Chinger's very interesting and exciting (and Colin) thread

Chingers wrote:

The council will be round to clear the tip on the 10th.  Apparently the stuff needs to be on the front lawn...  Not sure if I have it in me to go round and speak to Col.  

You might well do after speaking to Col!

Could be the start of something beautiful?

Next door have finally noticed their tiles falling off their roof. I asked Julie what all the crap was she'd put on her lawn. "It's not our's half of this stuff. It was in the loft when we moved in but we've never looked up there (they've lived there for 13 years). The tiles are falling off our roof after the council installed the solar panels and the rain's come in and soaked our bathroom. All this stuff was in the loft (literally a garden full of all manner of cr@p)".

So the day I've arranged for the council to pick up her bed and mattress is the same day they've put so much extra stuff out. The poor blokes who came to get the bed nearly had a heart attack when they saw the huge pile.

Who moves into a house, lives there for 13 years and never needs to use the loft (or is curious about what is up there?)?

Chingers wrote:

Who moves into a house, lives there for 13 years and never needs to use the loft (or is curious about what is up there?)?

Sure she's being straight up? Have you checked your loft for any suspicious cabling leading from their side to, say, your bathroom?

On the other hand, just think of the fun you could have had up in their loft knowing they never visited it. Cut yourself a little secret trapdoor; leave a half-built unfinished glider there...

To be honest with the pile of cr@p on their garden there wouldn't have been much room in their loft to build a WWII glider.

I heard Colin shout earlier "For fcuk sake dog, stop barking you c u next Tuesday". Beautiful.

Did it stop?

Yes, so clearly these expert dog trainers are doing it all wrong.

Wasn't one of Babara Woodhouses most famous phrases, "siiiit dain, you c##t!" or do I have her confused with somebody else?

Ag ag ag. That made me laugh Iggy. She had a right potty mouth on her that one.

Just played a classic Orbital track on 6music.

Nice, love when 6 Music drops an absolute belter. I love when they drop some old hip hop. A bit of Public Enemy always gets the day started right.

My Saturday morning isn't complete without the Huey show, legend.

It's Xmas gravy weekend!!

How sad is my life becoming!

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im cooking a roast chicken,
ive made it interesting and excitin by adding a lime,chilli,garlic,butter mix vibe to it

I DJayed yesterday at a kids Christmas party and put on a jazzy shirt just to be a bit wacky.