Tips & Tricks

It's legal to grow your own tobacco in this country.Get your seeds from the states.Grow in a greenhouse they will grow well, the art is in the drying.

downthetrack wrote:

Cheap alcohol.Put some bread, sugar into a fermentation container 5 gal of water ,put in warm place for 5-8 days to ferment ,strain through some tights .It tastes shit but will get you pissed

I'm afraid reproducing text from the Miller Breweries staff handbook is not permitted.

A quick and easy way to tell the difference between carrots and parsnips is to put them into a bowl of water; parsnips float and carrots don't.

A quick and easy way to tell the difference between potatoes and parsnips is to put them into a bowl of water; parsnips float and potatoes don't.

If anybody can come of with a quick and easy way of distinguishing potatoes from carrots I'd be very grateful.

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

If anybody can come of with a quick and easy way of distinguishing potatoes from carrots I'd be very grateful.

Don't they just look different,.......and carrots don't make very good chips.

I accept the chip thing but by then it is too late. In what way do they look different?

Carrots are pointed at one end.

By jove! You'll be telling me they're a completely different colour next!

Colour is no good, potatoes come in a range of colours. Besides what about the colour blind?

Colour blind potatoes? shirley not.

Potatoes have eyes......simple really,.....so they'll know that they're not carrots.

Never mind potatoes and carrots, how the feck do you tell turnips from swedes and dont mention Abba.

A turnip once managed England......and so did a sex mad Swede.