cheltenham horses

gonna give ACEY MILAN 13/2 in the 5.30 a go today.

Jack Kennedy on Samcro just romped home.

Bryony up next.

as you were 22/1 e/w in the 2.50

all going to plan, that fekker was 2nd last
I don't fancy Altior in the next one (gammy foot) so i'll waste my 20p on MIN @11/4

FFS !!!! Altior beats Min... stressful times at Hotel Alanno

Bryony only 5th... Stepped up in class, made some front running but was just a pacesetter for the others in the end.

Sam TD chinned by Ruby in the 2:50 for some e/w pennies.

Sam TD 4th on Politologue - only paid first 3 places,

Josie's Orders 6th but never in it for the 4:10.

Could do with the Boy Wonder pulling a rabbit out of the hat @33s in the 4:50 or it could be another 50p in the meter before I know it.

VENEER OF CHARM, BABY!!!!!

Oh yes.

That bitter-sweet moment when it comes in each way...

If Johnson does the biz on Crooks Peak in this last race @25s I might just burst.

Jockey change. The Boy Wonder is now on Felix Desjy but it is too late to get on it..

Went for the wrong 25/1er.

had the first two crappy favourites but then went spectacularly downhill. Even Sir Geoffrey was romping home at 10/1 until he got a bit puffed out.

Best count up my 1 & 2p's (before they become non currency ) for tomorrows big punting action.

£1.23 up yesterday.
£18.26 up today.

Shaping up to be my best Cheltenham ever and I'm going to be at least £5.49 up come the end.

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Ruby's broke a leg. He'll be out for a while.

Not sure who the leading jockey is but Jack can't be far off and could well hoover up lots of those Ruby nags too.

£1.94 profit from day 1
£1.55 profit from today.

My bets are £1 each way for each race.

Last year I had a profit for the festival of just under £45.

£1 per race for me.

Can't afford Billy Big Bollocks stuff like £1 each way. Strictly Mickey Mouse, that's me.

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

£1 per race for me.

Can't afford Billy Big Bollocks stuff like £1 each way. Strictly Mickey Mouse, that's me.

Oh i'm very Mickey Mouse when it comes to betting and especially picking the horses to bet on!

And I can afford the extra £1 each race, thanks to being a non drinker!

Bet365's owner paid herself £135million last year.

If that's not a reason to never gamble again, I'm not sure what is.

2.10 who dares wins e/w,
3.30 supasundae e/w
4.10 last goodbye e/w
5.30 pendra e/w

The Boy Wonder does it again on Shattered Love @ 4/1.

You two are amateurs.
Yesterday, the golfer Lee Westwood was there and got every single winner and 22 grand in his pocket.

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I've never claimed to be anything but an amateur and am £1.85 down today to prove it.

Westwood would probably get £22k just for turning up to jizz on a golf course.

More importantly, another shit day . These 20p's aren't going to last forever.
Muvvers coming down tomorrow afnoon to watch the Gold Cup, so I'm off to get a bottle of Cream Sherry for her.

£11.40 loss for today.

Gonna have to turn to prostitution at this rate!

Todays losers will be :
1.30 apples Shakira
2.10 bleu et rouge
2.50 santini
3.30 native river
4.10 foxrock
4,50 sire du berlais
5.30 bouvereil

some knobber from the local Conservative Club won £168,000 yesterday with his twatty 50p Lucky 31 bet.