Unofficial matchday thread v The other Wanderers

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Oh come on. We worked our socks off and were mugged according to Steve Davey. It's called being a bit shit but still knowing you can come to Home Park and rely on one goal being enough.

If we played another 45 minutes we still wouldn't score, and this was Wycombes youth team plus Gareth, I played against Stanley Matthews, Ainsworth.

What an exceptional individual Fletcher is eh? Purse was described by the Wycombe commentators as turning like a tractor!

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What they said.........

Greenjock wrote:

Purse was described by the Wycombe commentators as turning like a tractor!

Not so much Vin Diesel ...... more red diesel
last season, it was the cover in front of him offered by the ageing Wotton replacing Fletcher's playing efforts that really saved the day in my opinion. Allowed Purse to command a bit, unlike now.

Greenjock wrote:

Oh come on. We worked our socks off and were mugged according to Steve Davey. It's called being a bit shit but still knowing you can come to Home Park and rely on one goal being enough.

If we played another 45 minutes we still wouldn't score, and this was Wycombes youth team plus Gareth, I played against Stanley Matthews, Ainsworth.

What an exceptional individual Fletcher is eh? Purse was described by the Wycombe commentators as turning like a tractor!

Steve Davey also said we will score 3 to 4 goals.
Sparksy would like to now why we have not employed a defensive coach

My wife and son as now give up their support for the manager.

Just back. I think that is the worst I have seen argyle play. First 10 mins was good had a number of chances and hit the post. After that we couldn't do anything crossing was dreadful and i don't think we would have scored if we played all week.

Tgwu wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Oh come on. We worked our socks off and were mugged according to Steve Davey. It's called being a bit shit but still knowing you can come to Home Park and rely on one goal being enough.

If we played another 45 minutes we still wouldn't score, and this was Wycombes youth team plus Gareth, I played against Stanley Matthews, Ainsworth.

What an exceptional individual Fletcher is eh? Purse was described by the Wycombe commentators as turning like a tractor!

Steve Davey also said we will score 3 to 4 goals.
Sparksy would like to now why we have not employed a defensive coach

My wife and son as now give up their support for the manager.

Petite little asian girls with lovely large breasts. Mmmmmm.

Oh sorry, what were you saying?

oxfordgreen wrote:

Just back. I think that is the worst I have seen argyle play. First 10 mins was good had a number of chances and hit the post. After that we couldn't do anything crossing was dreadful and i don't think we would have scored if we played all week.

as above for me. There were a few chants of flecther out and you don`t know what you`re doing so maybe the masses are starting to wake up. if things dont improve we are doomed.

Czarcasm wrote:

Tgwu wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Oh come on. We worked our socks off and were mugged according to Steve Davey. It's called being a bit shit but still knowing you can come to Home Park and rely on one goal being enough.

If we played another 45 minutes we still wouldn't score, and this was Wycombes youth team plus Gareth, I played against Stanley Matthews, Ainsworth.

What an exceptional individual Fletcher is eh? Purse was described by the Wycombe commentators as turning like a tractor!

Steve Davey also said we will score 3 to 4 goals.
Sparksy would like to now why we have not employed a defensive coach

My wife and son as now give up their support for the manager.

Petite little asian girls with lovely large breasts. Mmmmmm.

Oh sorry, what were you saying?

Probably got a 10" cock sellotaped under it's ass though.

If anyone hasn't yet seen the shit that the Official Website says about todays disaster, here it is in it's full glory

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Now I know they have to try and keep positive but there comes a time when a bit of truth is required. Any casual observer reading this would feel that Argyle battered Wycombe and were creating chance after chance and were just unlucky. That's bollox. Argyle might have had more possession, not by much, but in the last third of the pitch we are completely feckin clueless.

How many times did PCH get into a good position, and I was listening to the Wycombe commentary, only to either scuff a shot, blast it wide, or just fanny around and lose the ball?

Chadwick hits the post shock! He deserves a new contract now. Griffiths? Feeney? These are terrible players being managed by a terrible manager and terrible coaches. That's all down to Carl Fletcher and ultimately James Brent.

A decent crowd considering our position, same as Torquay, but the reality is those were probably going to be our biggest attendances other than the Exeter game to come, and our average will now start to plummet again. However tickets are counted our next home game is against Morecambe in mid January and if there are more than 5500 I will be astonished, especially as the week before we are away to highflying Port Vale, themselves just out of administration but sat top of the table with an experienced manager!

Argyle at the moment are getting exactly what they deserve. No amount of bullshit from Newell or Webb or their mod friends on Pasoti will be enough to change the fans feelings now. Chants against Fletcher started again today but they were slightly louder and more joined in until Charlie, I fink Fletchur's my most favrit Argyle manager ever, Rose, piped up with his drum beat to silence the dissenting voices. From past experience I would say that if he tries that trick once too often he could end up shitting "Green Army" until the day he dies.

Somebody will make him wear that drum if he tries to stop them complaining about this shit.

I really cannot see the point in the club putting out a report like that. 6000 odd people who were there will read that and think what the hell is that about. Is the person who writes this under orders to be positive whatever happens - or more like it, lie through his/her teeth?

It makes the club seem even more of a shambles than it is, and gives no respect whatsoever to the supporters of the club - but that's the way of it at Home Park these days.

Ah well, the magnificent unbeaten run had to come to an end sometime...











because we're shite.

I'm waiting for the team to have an off day and win a game.

May as well have gone outside,had a nice ciggy and then buggered off home after Wycombe scored.Argyle huffed and they puffed,never going to get a goal long as day follows night though.Thought Cowan Hall did well without much end product,defence not really tested that much,poor pass from Young led to the goal.I actually agreed with the decision that Fletcher made to take Harvey off [he struggled today] but it really seemed to turn the crowd against him and there were a few Fletcher out chants which fizzled out pretty quickly.Argyle's problems are very deep rooted and it looks more and more as if we will be reliant on two very bad sides to avoid the drop unless drastic action of some kind is taken immediately.I see Keith Hill has been sacked at Barnsley-perfect choice but i would doubt very much if anything will happen-Mr Brent is "doing the right thing rather than the popular one",although i've never thought the two were mutually exclusive.

Doesn't Rick Cowdrey write the official reports any more?

Chris Parsons (whoever he is) penned that laughable little gem.

It is only a matter of time czarcs, before some happy clappy missionary from the farm, :geek tells us we played good football we were unlucky the firemans a striker brent is a good owner yaddie yaddie yah

Czarcasm wrote:

Doesn't Rick Cowdrey write the official reports any more?

Chris Parsons (whoever he is) penned that laughable little gem.

This looks like the culprit

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Another buffoon that knows diddly about football and barely out of nappies, possibly part of Brent's Big Society ?.. something rings a bell.
I despair at the amatuer night and downright cynical nature of the present club. It will be a long time before I forgive these people... they will probably have to leave first and do some sort of pennance.

Why is it everything to do with the club has a link to the lot up the road?
This prat was Media Manager at Exeter City Football Club, the company that has done the pretty pictures at HP were from that place and JB has praised the chiefs for what they have done. Why doesn't he just leave us alone and go there?

I'm not sure what's the worse, the malignant 7 or Brent, Jones, Webb and Newell, the malignant 4.

GOB wrote:

I'm not sure what's the worse, the malignant 7 or Brent, Jones, Webb and Newell, the malignant 4.

More like the skins 4!

The man in the link is not Chris Parsons employed by Argyle. Our Chris Parsons has been at the club a lot longer than when the guy in the link was in Exeter's media team. An odd coincidence but a coincidence nonetheless.

That game was terrible and showed Torquay to be a flash in the pan. Another game of a lot of approach play, no end product, no shots on target, no sign of breaking down a solid defence. No chance of looking threatening and in positions to score like Torquay. Absolutely as weak as piss and no killer instinct.

Thanks for that Sam. A coincidence indeed. My apologies to the rather young chappie. It's still a ludicrous report though, whoever is responsible.

At the risk of repeating myself............... Fletcher simply hasn't got what it takes . On the BBC website, post match interview with Sparksy, he just comes across as clueless. He's now saying he can't bring in new players til he's shipped some out Well who the hell assembled this huge but largely inept squad ffs ! ?

Listen and weep.

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bristol rovers next ! should be interesting.

then away to vale pope hat-trick inside 20mins

Tringreen wrote:

At the risk of repeating myself............... Fletcher simply hasn't got what it takes . On the BBC website, post match interview with Sparksy, he just comes across as clueless. He's now saying he can't bring in new players til he's shipped some out Well who the hell assembled this huge but largely inept squad ffs ! ?

Listen and weep.

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I suspect that is because he is clueless.