Whadda Guy!!

It's quite funny that Ponty is licking Newell's arse so much right now....

On a couple of occasions now Newell has told Frank that he believes PONTY posted as GREENMAN when Ponty was pissed.

Now if they were such good REAL friends , why would Newell tell Frank that Ponty was posting as Greenman?

Sadly we were unable to prove whether he was telling the truth or lying.

Cant help but vomit when i read that thread so sickly you would think he found homes for the homeless, feed the hungry cured a cancer not gave some poor sod a season ticket.

Perspective people

For every post saying how great he is there will be about 150 saying how he isn't, depends on what you want to believe I guess.

Yea Man wrote:

It's quite funny that Ponty is licking Newell's arse so much right now....

On a couple of occasions now Newell has told Frank that he believes PONTY posted as GREENMAN when Ponty was pissed.

Now if they were such good REAL friends , why would Newell tell Frank that Ponty was posting as Greenman?

Sadly we were unable to prove whether he was telling the truth or lying.

Can I come in now please, it's cold out here. I love this post from Ponty

"This, we need more Ian Newells" ,



I agree , he doesn't have nearly enough aliases.

Angry of Mayfair wrote:

Cant help but vomit when i read that thread so sickly you would think he found homes for the homeless, feed the hungry cured a cancer not gave some poor sod a season ticket.

Perspective people

Not quite janner fodder but certainly fish & loaves sprung to mind, is there anything he can't do?

Quote :

If there were more 'Ian Newells' this world would be in a much better state.

Bet Alan Turing gets a bit of a semi just looking at this



Make it scratch and sniff and he'd go full throttle

Dougie wrote:

Quote :

If there were more 'Ian Newells' this world would be in a much better state.

Bet Alan Turing gets a bit of a semi just looking at this



Make it scratch and sniff and he'd go full throttle

That's a screenshot of the mod control panel. Function buttons, delete, edit, ban, send white feather, start thread praising me, hide Chris Webb's other Pasoti accounts, order MacDonalds, send e-mail to jock threatening violence, order dunking doughnuts, make a bid on a shirt and send w scratching head smiley to nikkkkkkkk, insert forza verde mention in match report, praise a fellow mod, order takeaway, look up outsized tailors for directors box appearance, ring frank Bullitt and blame somebody else for something I did, tweet derogatory remarks about Exeter, tweet Chris Webb is my best buddy, book a room at an akkeron hotel and tell James about it, book b+b in Windsor for me and Chris, make up a name for nasty account on Pasoti open for all superfans to use, check on progress of Tony Hoopers investigation of jock, enter mars bar competition, tell captains wife she's funny, insert random photograph of me in a tight beacon electrical shirt with a Keegan perm and just say memories, insert how many games I've been in my life, insert photo of Argyle v real madrid saying real fans, email jock and drop Lee Jameson in the shit, insult taxi co owner who bleeds green, insert photo of Darren purse mural under the heading Argyle legend, book table at restaurant for the all you can eat for a tenner night, send Ollieargyle out for pizza, email source in Thailand about more memorabilia, email Flickr customer service about privacy settings, erase big gay bear browsing history, drop in a mention of nikkkkkkk on a random thread, email complaint to ivor dewdney re size of pasty, mention minutes from going bust without me, Chris and James in a post asking about investment, criticise Fletcher from bogus account, add more criticism from other bogus accounts, text Fletcher telling him what a good job he's doing, order kebabs, openly criticise trust and withdraw membership, get Chris Webb to publicly tell you to stick with it and post as a deceased Pasoti poster.

Apart from that, though, they're ok.

You missed the set up an insulting forum, the capt'n jaspers order line, the Tring and Rickler photo album and the list of posters addresses (in case I need to visit them) buttons!

Christ

You forgot to mention the "sue ATD" button.

Frank Bullitt wrote:

You forgot to mention the "sue ATD" button.

£70k wasn't it?

That was just page 1 of 3

Yea Man wrote:

Frank Bullitt wrote:

You forgot to mention the "sue ATD" button.

£70k wasn't it?

£100k but he would settle for 75. It was his 6th threat (by my reckoning) so I haven't started saving yet.

Frank Bullitt wrote:

You forgot to mention the "sue ATD" button.

Thangfully that button doesn't work; it merely sends an email threatening such action, and if you double click on it it also forces you to rant down the phone at the nearest ATD keyholder to 'L' for 'libel' (sorry F for Frank), after which he'll be quiet, muttering something about 'REAL friends', tagging yourself on twatter with #justafan whilst sitting in the director's box where all the pork pies are on tap, trying to time your disgusting guzzles for when your REAL mate James 'the NICE gentleman' Brent isn't looking, as you would hate to disappoint those eyes in which you have stared and trusted for so long.

But yeah, if you ignore the peurile and even the downright disgustingly vile crap which has been spouted and actioned by Ian Newell over the years, he's a fat bloke who's raised a lot of money for a cause which cannot be described as a charity.

Frank Bullitt wrote:

Yea Man wrote:

Frank Bullitt wrote:

You forgot to mention the "sue ATD" button.

£70k wasn't it?

£100k but he would settle for 75. It was his 6th threat (by my reckoning) so I haven't started saving yet.

That'll just about cover his KFC bill for December.

He just fooking loves that gravy.

Slurpy slurp.

What about the 'start thread calling on Warnock to come back' button? Or was that replaced by the 'text Fletcher telling him what a good job he's doing' icon?

Oh, and the 'send an offensive tweet then pretend it was meant for my niece' button.

And who can forget the famous flickr dossier.

Oh sorry, he can explain each and every one of those images.

How about an action for "screenshot stuff I might be able to use later"?

Hugh Watt wrote:

How about an action for "screenshot stuff I might be able to use later"?

That button would have worn out within a couple of weeks of buying the computer.

Reckon he's got a program which does it automatically.

Like an internet version of SKY+ which is constantly on record.

And can also order pork scratchings to be delivered.

Or pork vindaloo.

Or pork chow mein.

Or pork.

Or...

Oh Gaaad I've run oooota porks. There must be more fore shore...

Porkstains?

But seriously, if you're reading this, Merry Christmas Nooly you fookin potato: I saw someone being ill on TV and life is simply too short for this sort of petty and amusing tirade. Hope your new year is ab fab.

I expect nobber is making a naughty list now, all the farm posters who didn't join the arse kissing thread, pedlar you are one of them!

Get rid of Fruit Loop, Ginger Pubes,GOB, an increasing number of other freaks,,,,,,,,,, AND YOU'D HAVE A NICE LITTLE FORUM