Bradford (Home) Offishall Match Thread

Saturday sees the arrival of Bradford City, fellow relegation strugglers who have been noted on another thread as being possibly the only club underachieving more than Argyle in the entire football league.

I fore one don't like being outdone, even if it is in the form of being outshitted, so what cruel, delicious ironing it would be to tap up Anthony O'Connor with pictures of the Hoe and promises of a long supply of pasties and assorted honeys dain the Barbican, get him to get himself sent off, allowing us to win the game, then he'll refuse to train with them and then sign for us in January, helping us relegate them and stay up courtesy of his elbows everywhere. With him in the side we'd likely be promoted pretty sharpish, probably a couple of times, and we could use the money from our Prem years to advertise Burts crisps to the ridiculous extent that they steal the market share and bankrupt Seabrooks, raising unemployment and destroying opportunity in the town, leaving the citizens of Bradford destitute and sorrowful.



The good news is that they are shit.

The bad news is that we are likely worse.

Easiest win of the season for Argyle.

Glad I'm not going.

I've been to Bradford recently. It already is destitute and sorrowful, it makes the bottom end of Tain look like FOCKING Knightsbridge

Am down the Muff Saturday at Mount Batten to survey Japanese Sea Squirts (seriously), wont be going anywhere near Portakabin City, but must remember to avoid catching the 1725 train back to Mutant Abbot.
Sitting amongst all those depressed Greenies with long faces, running down DA and looking forward to the 'new' stand would be too much to bear and would spoil my day.
For any 'normal' club this game would be a day of judgement for DA but then this is Argo Brent mk2.

I’ll have to consider setting an alarm soon each Saturday morning to enable me to consume enough Ale to mask the pain of each fookin defeat.

They've recently gotten rid of their chairman.

Maybs the AFT could ask how they did it.

Another 'performance' from hell and another loss. All in the pissing rain. Nothing - and I do mean nothing - would entice me to HP this Saturday. Shudder.

Argo 0-2 Bradford

Probably check the score on getting back to the Barbican, fancy one in the Dolphin, haven't been there for a while.

If they can't beat bradford there really is no point.
Bad memories of the infamous fweeeeezing abandoned game long ago, the only time I have ever ever watched Argyle from the Mayflower grandstand, out of desperation. A brownie points I was there moment, along with Adrian Burrows ? I think, playing for City. Lowest attendance in the history of mankind, about 2,000. Many perished

6-0 to Argyle. Joe Riley hat-trick, a brace from Yann Songo’o, sandwiched by one ricocheting in off Ryan Taylor’s ass. Matt Macey sent off for inexplicably exposing himself to the 4th official. Wish I was going.

If only itwas that exciting

Matt Macey should definitely expose himself to more people. It would certainly boost his performance in my eyes.

Portakabin 0 Bratfud 3

Business as usual, Poundland 0 Bradford 2.

Must win game for two shite teams deffo a bore draw.

Dear oh dear 1 down after 4 mins

Ooopppssss 0-1

1-1

Worst 'team' in the EFL by miles. Team is worse than garbage.

So Bradford, who average 0.6 goals a game have knocked in 2 in 20 minutes!!

Ha ha ha no need to worry results are not so important according to Community Si.

The Jimmy and Si Club, where being dogshit week in week out is apparently ok.

Only 6pts from safety coming up to xmas, no need to panic Silent Si and the unsackable one have it covered.

akagreengull wrote:

Only 6pts from safety coming up to xmas, no need to panic Silent Si and the unsackable one have it covered.

Yep the Community Club where the team is not important, another football first.