Pasoti Matchday Experience

If you want a thread that sums up why Brent/Starnes get away with what they do then this is great.

So the farm have a thread which ranks your non-football Matchday experience.

So far:

1. r4h4al had to queue up four separate times because the club screwed up his season ticket order. He gave it an 8 out of 10.

2. pafcalltheway said not bad on the whole but he waited over 10 minutes in a queue only to be told they weren't selling beer.

3. Postey has come over all Mary Portas (not literally of course) and is rearranging the club shop although one benefit is that he doesn't have to pay 5p for a carrier bag so he may be able to replace the manky stained one he abused Frank with at Cambridge last year.

If you can treat your loyal customers with such shit service and still get an 8 out of 10, why bother?

Dick Trickle wrote:

If you want a thread that sums up why Brent/Starnes get away with what they do then this is great.

So the farm have a thread which ranks your non-football Matchday experience.

So far:

1. r4h4al had to queue up four separate times because the club screwed up his season ticket order. He gave it an 8 out of 10.

2. pafcalltheway said not bad on the whole but he waited over 10 minutes in a queue only to be told they weren't selling beer.

3. Postey has come over all Mary Portas (not literally of course) and is rearranging the club shop although one benefit is that he doesn't have to pay 5p for a carrier bag so he may be able to replace the manky stained one he abused Frank with at Cambridge last year.

If you can treat your loyal customers with such shit service and still get an 8 out of 10, why bother?

Anybody who gives less than 8 out of 10 is called a miserable sod by the site bully then told to have a few nights off

Took an hour and a half to get in

55 minutes to get a cold pasty and a warm beer

My seat was covered in bird shit

The match was appalling

The atmosphere was dire

My phone and wallet were lifted at half time by a pock picket

The bloke sat beside me had chronic BO

Leaving the stadium I slipped on 7 years of mould build up and fractured my ankle in 9 places.

Unfortunately, due to the above I'm forced to mark my matchday experience down to a 9 but to be honest I'm just thrilled that I've got a club to support, see ya all next game and remember, keep it green

Les Miserable wrote:

Took an hour and a half to get in

55 minutes to get a cold pasty and a warm beer

My seat was covered in bird shit

The match was appalling

The atmosphere was dire

My phone and wallet were lifted at half time by a pock picket

The bloke sat beside me had chronic BO

Leaving the stadium I slipped on 7 years of mould build up and fractured my ankle in 9 places.

Unfortunately, due to the above I'm forced to mark my matchday experience down to a 9 but to be honest I'm just thrilled that I've got a club to support, see ya all next game and remember, keep it green  

9/10!!! you are harsh sir

Just be grateful we even have a club to support etc etc.

Ive wet myself laughing at this !




Only kidding.

Bar too busy at the Brit.
Well sort out that supporters bar at the ground then you fecking dingbats

Les Miserable wrote:

Took an hour and a half to get in

55 minutes to get a cold pasty and a warm beer

My seat was covered in bird shit

The match was appalling

The atmosphere was dire

My phone and wallet were lifted at half time by a pock picket

The bloke sat beside me had chronic BO

Leaving the stadium I slipped on 7 years of mould build up and fractured my ankle in 9 places.

Unfortunately, due to the above I'm forced to mark my matchday experience down to a 9 but to be honest I'm just thrilled that I've got a club to support, see ya all next game and remember, keep it green  

Quality bhey! but as you hobbled out of the ground did you drob a tenner in the bucket donating money for Jimmy's freehold fund?

sufferedsince 68 wrote:

Les Miserable wrote:

Took an hour and a half to get in

55 minutes to get a cold pasty and a warm beer

My seat was covered in bird shit

The match was appalling

The atmosphere was dire

My phone and wallet were lifted at half time by a pock picket

The bloke sat beside me had chronic BO

Leaving the stadium I slipped on 7 years of mould build up and fractured my ankle in 9 places.

Unfortunately, due to the above I'm forced to mark my matchday experience down to a 9 but to be honest I'm just thrilled that I've got a club to support, see ya all next game and remember, keep it green  

Quality bhey! but as you hobbled out of the ground did you drob a tenner in the bucket donating money for Jimmy's freehold fund?

Didn't have me wallet bhey, but I'm on my way up to the ground now to do some weeding with my crutches. Remember boys and girls.....'charideee begins at home(park)'

BBC1 wrote:

Bar too busy at the Brit.
Well sort out that supporters bar at the ground then you fecking dingbats

Which literally used to take £1000's and £1000's on busy matchdays when I worked in FP over 16 years all currently going to the Brit, Cherry Tree and elsewhere. Absolute joke of a club aided and abetted by this fat cvnt