Reuben Noble-Lazarus

A twitter rumour site has linked us with the ex-Barnsley and Rochdale winger. Think he is the youngest player to play in the football league but doesn't seem to have excelled much since.

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Sounds perfect for Argyle then.

Sounds right up brents street cheap & shit sign him up..hahaha

Can't think of any jokes off hand. Not 'arf.  
What with "our" Reuben failing to get off his own sick bed. Is this a joke ?

Del boy goes racing up the M6 to interview the noble Lazarus, only to find Roobs there " Hi Del, I' know I haven't been in touch, but I'm fit as a fiddle now. Fancy me for another season, meht "
I'm beginning to think this last week or two has all been a dream. Next I'll be watching Wales in a Euro semi final, while eating the sweetest peas I've ever grown.