Please, one and all, stand loud and proud at Wemberlee and sing the janner song.
Jannnerrrrrrrrrs, Jannnerrrrrrrrrs
Down in Plymouth, we're a bunch of avivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss
And repeat until bored.
Now please stand, place one hand over your chest and repeat in a loud and clear voice:
Our father, who art an aviva
Whitehouse be thy name
Thy avivadom come
Thy will be done in the spannerfest
As it is in avivaheaven
Give us our daily stripes
And forgive us our prawn sarnies
As we forgive those who don't bow down to our lord Brent
And lead us not into a fanfest
But deliver us promotion
For thine is the avivadom
The jester hat and display
Forever and ever
AVIVA.