The Laughing at Exeter as they go down thread.

Sturtz wrote:

Angry wrote:

Sturtz wrote:

Send that Purrington kid back to his home town, if he'd stayed in Exeter he'd have been an international by now. Not too late Ben, all is forgiven!

keep an eye out in the summer as im sure he'll be free to a good home sadly. I like him but he needloaned him out to Truro, Dorchesters to play first team football and he isnt getting hat here barr a cameo here and there.

Does his contract end in the summer? Quick Tisdale, get him a pre contract!

Seriously though, he was a highly promising first teamer at 17 but has gradually faded away to a third choice defender? Pretty sure we'd have given him a start but then loaned him out to Truro or Dorchester or somewhere for a season and then introduced him gradually to the first team.  

We need a young left back, be very glad to see the  lad back in a place where he might get the care and attention he needs, bring him home Tis!

everyone bar Sawyer is out of contract at the moment so get in quick before he goes the way of so many argyle youths and ends up at truro.

All your players are out of contract but you tried to tie down Wheeler? Jesus, what kind of a short term,  success centric, badly run club are you? You'll lose your best players and, if you do achieve promotion, have to start from scratch next season. You'll fail!.

Oh, by the way, you can keep Sawyer.

Sturtz wrote:

All your players are out of contract but you tried to tie down Wheeler? Jesus, what kind of a short term,  success centric, badly run club are you? You'll lose your best players and, if you do achieve promotion, have to start from scratch next season. You'll fail!.

Oh, by the way, you can keep Sawyer.

true but there are some who think its good buisness to have contracts like that lol.
sawyer's was triggered by a appearance clause he hit his early, carey, wylde, jervis and simpson have the same clause but they hvent hit their triggers yet. With the other players a gather they wont get a sniff of a contract offer till we know what league we will be in so the wages can be adjusted to suit either league 1 or 2.

Weird! What's all this about hitting their triggers? Is that some kind of perversion?

I guess Harry Potter has set these guidelines, he really doesn't understand football does he? Player like Carey will play his heart out, gain the attention of Championship clubs and f*ck off for free in the close season. Trust me I know.

Sturtz wrote:

Weird! What's all this about hitting their triggers? Is that some kind of perversion?

I guess Harry Potter has set these guidelines, he really doesn't understand football does he? Player like Carey will play his heart out, gain the attention of Championship clubs and f*ck off for free in the close season. Trust me I know.

if a player on the last year of a contract or in this case on a 1 year deal plays 30 games for example in that season his contract is automatically renewed by 1 year for next season.
Its a contract type someone like clinton morrison should be on being at the end of his career not a player like Carey who should be on a decent contract as he is good player and yes other clubs could snap him up either very cheaply or for a free.

i hope in the summer the talent are tide up on decent deals and not more of this contracts.

Angry wrote:

i hope in the summer the talent are tide up on decent deals

Nah, you can wave goodbye to what little talent you have, you shouldn't harbour any eel feelings aboat them sailing off into that bright future away from Devon's own Davy Jones Locker of footballing talent, nothing fishy aboat it, life is just a beach.

Snigger.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Angry wrote:

i hope in the summer the talent are tide up on decent deals

Nah, you can wave goodbye to what little talent you have, you shouldn't harbour any eel feelings aboat them sailing off into that bright future away from Devon's own Davy Jones Locker of footballing talent, nothing fishy aboat it, life is just a beach.

Snigger.

i wouldnt hold it against any player who left for a bigger club, players and managers come and go at the end of the day and get replaced just as quick.

Angry wrote:

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Angry wrote:

i hope in the summer the talent are tide up on decent deals

Nah, you can wave goodbye to what little talent you have, you shouldn't harbour any eel feelings aboat them sailing off into that bright future away from Devon's own Davy Jones Locker of footballing talent, nothing fishy aboat it, life is just a beach.

Snigger.

i wouldnt hold it against any player who left for a bigger club, players and managers come and go at the end of the day and get replaced just as quick.

Foreshore

Les Miserable wrote:

Angry wrote:

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Angry wrote:

i hope in the summer the talent are tide up on decent deals

Nah, you can wave goodbye to what little talent you have, you shouldn't harbour any eel feelings aboat them sailing off into that bright future away from Devon's own Davy Jones Locker of footballing talent, nothing fishy aboat it, life is just a beach.

Snigger.

i wouldnt hold it against any player who left for a bigger club, players and managers come and go at the end of the day and get replaced just as quick.

Foreshore

And that is the problem with his forum, an open goal and only one poor soul steps up to tap it into the net.

Summat fishy about that.

Poor sole shorely.

York 2-0 Exeter

Must be deflating to see your top scorer leave in the Jan window...

The push is well and truly on now.................the push tward the conference.

Tis must be looking at those teams below him now.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Angry wrote:

i hope in the summer the talent are tide up on decent deals

Nah, you can wave goodbye to what little talent you have, you shouldn't harbour any eel feelings aboat them sailing off into that bright future away from Devon's own Davy Jones Locker of footballing talent, nothing fishy aboat it, life is just a beach.

Snigger.

I wouldn't worry too much about us if I was you. "SNIGGER"

OMG

What happened to their so called amazing squad that was gonna win them the league?

devonportlad wrote:

What happened to their so called amazing squad that was gonna win them the league?

Who the feck would be stupid enough to suggest that?

We have a v decent 4th division squad, trouble is we still have Tw@sdale for a manager, he is truly sh1te.

Nevermind, I have confidence that two out of Oxford, Accy Carlisle or Pompey will catch you slugs and that someone will knock you out in the play offs once again, I fear that it will not be us.

He isn't shite tho is he? He has kept you alive. Good God, he even oversaw a magnificent foray to the heights of division 3 for a year or two.

One thing he most certainly is though, is devoid of ambition. Happy to sit and draw his oversized paycheque at a nothing club demonstrates that perfectly.

Then of course you do need to factor in luck. Bucket loads of luck. Imagine what league you'd be in now if you hadn't drawn Man United? Then you go and pull the Scousers outta the hat.

Your problem is that luck tends to even out over time, so you've got some seriously bad stuff well over due.

Czarcasm wrote:

He isn't shite tho is he? He has kept you alive. Good God, he even oversaw a magnificent foray to the heights of division 3 for a year or two.

One thing he most certainly is though, is devoid of ambition. Happy to sit and draw his oversized paycheque at a nothing club demonstrates that perfectly.

Then of course you do need to factor in luck. Bucket loads of luck. Imagine what league you'd be in now if you hadn't drawn Man United? Then you go and pull the Scousers outta the hat.

Your problem is that luck tends to even out over time, so you've got some seriously bad stuff well over due.

No he really is sh1te.

Eleven long years he has had to hone his skills, no other manager in modern times has been so sh1te for so long, please don't anybody say Wenger cos he gets the Arse into the top four every year. the mediocre home form of season after season would have seen him gone from any other club, particularly as he is by far rthe highest paid manager in the division.

Einstein is supposed to have said that the definition of insanity was "doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different outcome", well Tw@sdale buys the same players, not just the same type, plays them in the same fashion, yet expects different results.

You have some childish fixation with the United game, get over it, we had to find £750k and we had plenty of time, we should have found it quite comfortably, the Poo games were very welcome but we had already left the really bad place. Now the millions which you still owe yet everyone seems to want Harry potter to magic up from nowhere are an issue, our £750k would have been found from fans who love the club, you seem to expect some banker leech to pay, that ain't happening.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

You have some childish fixation with the United game...

Would that be the same, or different from your fixation with our previous board, admin period, outstanding debt and club in general? Christ, I can't summon up the energy to post about Argyle as much as you do, and I'm (not) a (proper) fan.

MikeWN wrote:

Lord Tisdale wrote:

You have some childish fixation with the United game...

Would that be the same, or different from your fixation with our previous board, admin period, outstanding debt and club in general? Christ, I can't summon up the energy to post about Argyle as much as you do, and I'm (not) a (proper) fan.

Well yes, isn't that what banter sections are for?

That over priced Fourth Division Show Pony Grimes who's flicks and tricks got the Dumber than Dumb Taffys to part with a million quid plus, should keep Tisdale the Snake oil salesman at Exeter for another ten years at least!

sufferedsince 68 wrote:

That over priced Fourth Division Show Pony Grimes who's flicks and tricks got the Dumber than Dumb Taffys to part with a million quid plus, should keep Tisdale the Snake oil salesman at Exeter for another ten years at least!

On loan to Blackburn I believe, but yes much of the Grimesinho cash will go on Tw@sdale, as will the nice bit of bunce we trouser when Sean Goss fulfills his promise. For you Gargs who don't actually follow footy at all, he is the star man of their all conquering U21 side.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:

He isn't shite tho is he? He has kept you alive. Good God, he even oversaw a magnificent foray to the heights of division 3 for a year or two.

One thing he most certainly is though, is devoid of ambition. Happy to sit and draw his oversized paycheque at a nothing club demonstrates that perfectly.

Then of course you do need to factor in luck. Bucket loads of luck. Imagine what league you'd be in now if you hadn't drawn Man United? Then you go and pull the Scousers outta the hat.

Your problem is that luck tends to even out over time, so you've got some seriously bad stuff well over due.

No he really is sh1te.

Eleven long years he has had to hone his skills, no other manager in modern times has been so sh1te for so long, please don't anybody say Wenger cos he gets the Arse into the top four every year. the mediocre home form of season after season would have seen him gone from any other club, particularly as he is by far rthe highest paid manager in the division.

Einstein is supposed to have said that the definition of insanity was "doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different outcome", well Tw@sdale buys the same players, not just the same type, plays them in the same fashion, yet expects different results.

You have some childish fixation with the United game, get over it, we had to find £750k and we had plenty of time, we should have found it quite comfortably, the Poo games were very welcome but we had already left the really bad place. Now the millions which you still owe yet everyone seems to want Harry potter to magic up from nowhere are an issue, our £750k would have been found from fans who love the club, you seem to expect some banker leech to pay, that ain't happening.

Careful now,, you'll end up with Sturrock.

Hugh Watt wrote:

Careful now,, you'll end up with Sturrock.

I might take that, I would have a better chance of out living him.