Oxford Away (20th)

Hi guys,

I was thinking, for this one, that ATD all meet up, have a few beers, like prawper laaads, and perhaps start this new chant I made up for Oxford?

It goes, to the tune of "there's only one mickey evans"

"Worst dictionary, you've got the worst dictionary, worst dictionaaaaary, you've got the worst dictionary"

Anyone else got any good chants for them?

I've got another one. (to the tune of "there's only one Ian Stonebridge")

"small circus near Soho, you're just a small circus near Soho"

ATD boiz, making the noise, right on - who's in?

FFS Mock!

I'm going to the game and have one lined up. 

It's for Carey and goes to the tune of the Frankie Valli song 'Sherry'.

"Carey! 

Carey baby! Careeey!

(deeper) Carey. Won't you score one tonight?"

"You might have got Dreaming Spires but we've got Judi Spiers (and Larry Speares) so stick that up yer Isis and smoke it."

Doesn't scan well admittedly.

"We all agree that Judi is better than dreaming" to the tune of "we all agree that Tommy is better than Cottee"?

Needs some work.

"I'd rather live in Plympton St Maurice than drive a Morris Oxford".

I'm not very good at this so it's just as well I'll not be going.

When I see you Argyle
I go out of my head
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me
And all the things you said
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough

We slip and slide as we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough of
Do do do odo do do do dooooooo Plymouth Argyle

You can stick Inspector Morse up yer arse
You can stick Inspector Morse up yer arse
You can stick Inspector Morse
Stick Inspector Morse
Stick Inspector Morse up yer arse (and Lewis!!!!)
Coz.................
We've got Tony Hooper in your bins
Coz we've got Tony Hooper in your bins
We've got Tony Hooper, Somerset's finest Snooper
Coz we've got Tony Hooper in your bins.

well done Mr Trickle

Can this be adapted for Del Boy?

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Probably not tbf.

Dick Trickle wrote:

You can stick Inspector Morse up yer arse
You can stick Inspector Morse up yer arse
You can stick Inspector Morse
Stick Inspector Morse
Stick Inspector Morse up yer arse (and Lewis!!!!)
Coz.................
We've got Tony Hooper in your bins
Coz we've got Tony Hooper in your bins
We've got Tony Hooper, Somerset's finest Snooper
Coz we've got Tony Hooper in your bins.

Is Hooper another to fall off the radar after the PASB debacle? Probably jealous his co-PASB fokker-upper Jon Back has managed to rim his way to the Secretary job.

My eyes have got better bags than you.

Czarcasm wrote:

Is Hooper another to fall off the radar after the PASB debacle? Probably jealous his co-PASB fokker-upper Jon Back has managed to rim his way to the Secretary job.

Did I hear he was unwell? Can anyone confirm?

seems fine on Twatter, still bin dipping from what i can tell

He's here
He's there
He used to be everywhere
Johnny Thaw, Johnny Thaw.

And of course, not many people would want to admit to this other old one:-

Cowley rejects

I understand those Two Unfortunates will be attending the game tomorrow.
So, Mocker, if you see two rather unfortunate looking footy geeks, with youth just starting to leak fast from their Thames valley leather uppers no longer available West of Bristol, one of whom is so obviously a hopeless Argyle addict and long time ATD member, be sure to introduce yerself. You'll get on like a house on fire.

No point in singing,
There's just no point in singing,
No cnut will here you...

It's Oxford away after all. No point in performing without an audience.