Malcolm King's Ding-A-Ling

Another classic hairy j thread.

In Exeter, a man was arrested for wearing a sock on his cock.

[url="http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Plymouth-man-accused-walking-Exeter-city-centre/story-20942021-detail/story.html"]http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Plymouth-man-accused-walking-Exeter-city-centre/story-20942021-detail/story.html[/url]

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A PLYMOUTH man is to stand trial accused of exposing himself by walking through the centre of Exeter wearing only a sock.

He's got form has Malcolm King.

[url="http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Naked-man-walked-Plymouth-McDonald-s-wearing-wig/story-20495932-detail/story.html"]http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Naked-man-walked-Plymouth-McDonald-s-wearing-wig/story-20495932-detail/story.html[/url]

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A MAN caught on CCTV walking around the city centre totally naked apart from a blonde wig, pink gloves and pink shoes has appeared in court.

Malcolm King, 55, of no fixed abode, was seen walking around Plymouth on April 16 and stopped in the doorway of the McDonalds in George Street.

He faces charges of intentionally exposing himself intending someone would see them and be caused harm or distress.

The court heard how King had a bottle of vodka in his hand and his face was covered in hair removal cream when he was arrested.

When asked in a police interview why he was walking around naked he replied no comment.

and he once blamed Marilyn Manson for the fact that he made threats to kill

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At a trial hearing last month the 55-year-old claimed the reason he was heard shouting, swearing, and telling people "I will kill you" as he sat on a bench by the large anchor between Armada Way and Notte Street, was because he was singing the lyrics of a song by the goth rocker Marilyn Manson.