Your Cup Final commeth.

that's a disappointing post

Iggy wrote:

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Iggy wrote:

Look I'm bent over Tis, just be gentle with me.
Playoffs out,
Brent out,
When will this nightmare end?
Brent is a Grecian, he must be.

Get a grip Iggster.

It was one game worth three points, you have got seven more worth a total of 21 points, you got beat, take a shower, have a drink, then refocus.

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Gotta love this one, just wish there was a follow up as Richards stroked in the winner.

That wreck of a terrace in front of the Mayflower needs dealing with but with HHP falling around his ears I guess Harry Potter will not be digging deep to sort it out.

The point is that nagging doubt that we don't have a squad with any depth to it came crashing home Last night at the worst possible time.  You said it yourself, our tactics are give it to Reid, without Alessandra Hourihane and Reid struggles.A decent team can take from the bench, we have Obladee and Morgan, morgan is a handful but not fancy, the other coulnt hit the mayflower with a pass. Credit to Shez for putting a squad together from cast offs to take us this far but we will go no further this season.
If you check out the predictions for the season I said we would flirt with the playoffs but end up upper mid table, I see nothing to change that forecast at present.
I don't wish to start the slanging match again but the fact that we can't put away a lower table side at home to keep our dream alive says it all, reids shoulders are broad, Hurcules he ain't.

Everybody's squad is a thrown together mix of journeymen and kids, your's is no different. By all accounts Rochdale are the best footballing side innit as the table reflects but the presence of Ruby Wooby at No.3 in the goalscoring chart with just 14 shows what a dearth of strikers there must be.

"lower table", mid table, upper table, there ain't hardly a scrap of difference plus when you factor in that we have only lost one away game by more than the odd goal since August, and that was against Rochdale, you can see that getting beat by us wasn't any real surprise, now when we dicked you at SJP that was a shock.

Despite your rise to the PO zone you haven't pulled up any trees, just the 44 goals scored and the only real scalp being Chesterfield last week and they have been in pretty poor form of late. You were not there because you were the mutts nuts, you were there because everybody else is pretty much as shit as you are and you went on a decent run against the rest of the dross. Stop kidding yourself that you are anything but a mediocre 4th division side in possibly the most mediocre 4th division of a generation.

There is of course a possible saving grace, should the Turks find a bit then it is still possible that the Gas and Pompey could go down, then if both Southend and Oxford went up you would be the biggest club in the 4th division.

But then of course if Luton and Grimsby came up, while Tranmere and Notts County took the drop, you would be back to fifth again.

Snigger.

ejh wrote:

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I have submitted this as an image to Encyclopaedia Brittanica to go under the world 'Pathetic'.

I make you right, just look at the state of that wreck of an empty terrace.

Dane. wrote:

that's a disappointing post

Care to elucidate?

Lord Tisdale wrote:

ejh wrote:

You must be losing your marbles, the sentence I quoted you writing is still there, daft prat. You must have drunk too much white lightning last night after winning your cup final.

Feck me, exactly how dim are you?

This is the quote you attributed to me shit for brains:-

"Given very few people in Plymouth have to go to school or work tomorrow, over 12,500 of the Green Army turned up but as there are no trains and only a couple of years have passed since completely unprovoked violence was wrought on the traveling fans, it isn’t surprising only 800 or so made the traffic clogged journey to Cornwall."

As true as it is it is not one of mine, now you may well enjoy the 4 litre bumper fun pack of Asders cheapo cider, I am more of a Merlot chap myself, but that doesn't excsue the wrong attribution.

I wouldn't normally care but pointing what a complete fook'tard you are is on one level quite satisfying.

careful now, thats your 2nd reference to liking things not english. im beginning to think youre not a rascist numpty.

Porky's gone quiet on Exeweb and we get Tis in bucket loads. What a surprise   

It's all so lower league and village. Exactly where we belong right now.

The only ray of light being the crumbling Mayflower is still there and not a ministand.

Like for like historically, we've always at least doubled the attendance figures of Sid James. Even if we never rid ourselves of the likes of brent and his dimwitted janner jamboys, that will never change.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Dane. wrote:

that's a disappointing post

Care to elucidate?

I cant be arsed

Sturtz wrote:

Take no notice of Lord Tis, regarding this match we can have every confidence that we will take yet another three points in our relegation battle!

For one we're better away.

For two we've already whipped your sorry arses once this season.

For three we showed against Fleetwood that against any team that fields two lumps up front, has no pace, is wobbly in defence and has a crap goalie, is easy meat for our slick passing and energetic side at this moment in time.

Looking forward to the match immensely!  

Cheers chums, what a night!

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See you next season!

Mapperley, darling wrote:

careful now, thats your 2nd reference to liking things not english. im beginning to think youre not a rascist numpty.

English, not "english", racist not "rascist", if you are going to slag off someone you don't know it would be nice if you could at least put in capitals where appropriate and spell the implied slur correctly.

The "accepted" capitalisation of letters outside of normal punctuation has always drawn a smirk from me.
Lord this or that, Christian, Muslim,He when referring to God, the Bible etc etc. Far too much cultural bias and power wrapped up in it all.

Implied respect is up to the author concerned. Know your place Tiddles, you're just the passive english reader. Take it and be happy. 
I loves linguistics me. If enough people use it, it's accepted, innit.

Me too WG although I know that I am hardly Stephen Fry in that department. I remeber getting a smack round the ear in school because I spelt authorisation wrong, I got told that getting the queens English wrong is shameful, I pointed out that any word ending in 'sation is actually French, SMACK! I did a couple of years of Latin as well and that's really helpful in that department and we have a smattering of German littered about our language. Language has always evolved and correct language is only by nature correct at the time of speaking. Foreshore.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Mapperley, darling wrote:

careful now, thats your 2nd reference to liking things not english. im beginning to think youre not a rascist numpty.

English, not "english", racist not "rascist", if you are going to slag off someone you don't know it would be nice if you could at least put in capitals where appropriate and spell the implied slur correctly.

capitalise english? why for?

oops, my spelling is wrong agin.

not slagging off anybody, just a perception from your general posting style. i think the word 'not' in the sentence gives that away

Iggy wrote:

Me too WG although I know that I am hardly Stephen Fry in that department. I remeber getting a smack round the ear in school because I spelt authorisation wrong, I got told that getting the queens English wrong is shameful, I pointed out that any word ending in 'sation is actually French, SMACK! I did a couple of years of Latin as well and that's really helpful in that department and we have a smattering of German littered about our language. Language has always evolved and correct language is only by nature correct at the time of speaking. Foreshore.

Foreshoramus Iggy.
I loved Latin, more for the Aeneid than anything. Our English teach had a habit of smacking people too. No surprise then when he found his doormobile crashed at the bottom of the hill with the handbrake off. He soon got the messsage.  

Message with three s's, he obviously gave up on you after that!   

A great wordsmith that I love to listen to is Stuart Hall, (a Barum boy and well known in the town) I remember coming back from Wolves first season in CCC when we got beaten 1 0 I think. Anyway as we drove out of the city we had the radio on and Stuart Hall was summing up the afternoon.
"Like gladiators they (Argyle) strode into the arena of battle! Like whipped curs they slunk away after having their punishment meted to them!"
I could listen to him all day. (Sparksey take note).

Mapperley, darling wrote:

not slagging off anybody, just a perception from your general posting style. i think the word 'not' in the sentence gives that away

To imply that somebody is racist is pretty fecking pejorative in my book and that was the inference I took, hence my somewhat picky response.

As Snotty and the Iggster have pointed out the word English did not strictly speaking require a capital, I would point out for their benefit, that was for effect lads.

I am in fact dyslexic myself, which a complete cnut, thank Dog for spell checkers, and my command of grammar and sentence structure is pretty poor on the hole.

I think the bottom line is, don't cnut me off and I wouldn't give a shit about the inadequacies of the Janner edukashun establishment.

Iggy wrote:

A great wordsmith that I love to listen to is Stuart Hall, (a Barum boy and well known in the town) I remember coming back from Wolves first season in CCC when we got beaten 1 0 I think. Anyway as we drove out of the city we had the radio on and Stuart Hall was summing up the afternoon.
"Like gladiators they (Argyle) strode into the arena of battle! Like whipped curs they slunk away after having their punishment meted to them!"
I could listen to him all day. (Sparksey take note).

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Didn't he turn out to be a paedophile sex offender?

Not at the time of the wolves match (anyway he wasn't charged back then) and I don't remember him being taken to court. Post Saville anybody who put their arm around a teenager in the seventies has had to run the gauntlet of some new labour modern day spanish inquisition.

  feck me I missed something it seems......


In May 2012, after receiving an anonymous letter via a journalist, police investigated allegations that Hall had committed historical sexual offences against prepubescent and adolescent girls. He was charged with multiple sexual offences in December 2012 and January 2013. Although he initially denied any wrongdoing, he pleaded guilty in April 2013 to having indecently assaulted 13 girls, aged between 9 and 17 years old, between 1967 and 1986.[3] When his guilty plea was made public in May 2013, the BBC terminated his contract and subsequently announced that it would launch an inquiry into his conduct at the corporation. On 17 June 2013, Hall was sentenced at Preston Crown Court to 15 months in prison. Following sentencing, the Attorney General's office received complaints that the sentence was unduly lenient.[4] It was referred to the Court of Appeal for review and on 26 July his sentence was increased to 30 months.[5] Further investigations took place and on 23 October 2013 the CPS announced that Hall was to be charged with a further 15 offences of rape and one of indecent assault upon two girls between 1976 and 1981.[6]
In October 2013, it was announced that he would be stripped of his OBE after the award was formally "cancelled and annulled" by the Queen.[7]

In retrospect I hate every word that ever came out of his mouth, feckin nonce. Here come the Germans! Guffaaawwww!!!!!!

Iggy wrote:

In retrospect I hate every word that ever came out of his mouth, feckin nonce. Here come the Germans! Guffaaawwww!!!!!!

I never did like the smarmy little cnut.