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Please read.

If you have your Christmas decorations up already then you are a tw@t.
Fact.

That is all.

My missus got a christmas card today from a child in her class. I should qualify that by stating she's over 18 and doesn't attend school as a pupil.
I've bought a total of no presents so far but feel I should start as last year was a rush.

I'm not a fan of Christmas...unfortunately, I'll be watching Barnsley on boxing day, freezing my nuts off at Oakwell with a hangover.

hairy j wrote:

My missus got a christmas card today from a child in her class. I should qualify that by stating she's over 18 and doesn't attend school as a pupil.
I've bought a total of no presents so far but feel I should start as last year was a rush.

I'm not a fan of Christmas...unfortunately, I'll be watching Barnsley on boxing day, freezing my nuts off at Oakwell with a hangover.

Don't get me wrong, HJ, I love xmas - especially the family thing that never seems to be the same throughout the rest of the year. What annoys the Be-Jeeezus out of me is people who have their decs up already, also superstores that have had xmas stuff on the shelf 'pre' halloween and Guy Faukes night, FFS.

Xmas should be illegal until December 1st.




PS: Merry xmas!  

Drove past a house in Plympton earlier today with decos up in the windows...........it's November 7th ffs, i feel like going back later tonight with some bricks.  

Jack Sheppard wrote:

Drove past a house in Plympton earlier today with decos up in the windows...........it's November 7th ffs, i feel like going back later tonight with some bricks.    

Yeah. Build a wall right in front of their window so no one can see their fairy lights.

That'll learn 'em.

LOL. Are we all humbugs? 

Jack Sheppard wrote:

Drove past a house in Plympton earlier today with decos up in the windows...........it's November 7th ffs, i feel like going back later tonight with some bricks.    

Might it have been a Diwali celebration (albeit a hangover)?

Chingers wrote:

Jack Sheppard wrote:

Drove past a house in Plympton earlier today with decos up in the windows...........it's November 7th ffs, i feel like going back later tonight with some bricks.    

Might it have been a Diwali celebration (albeit a hangover)?

I don't know, does that entail reindeer, a fat bloke with a beard in a red suit and fake snow on the glass ?  

Jack Sheppard wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Jack Sheppard wrote:

Drove past a house in Plympton earlier today with decos up in the windows...........it's November 7th ffs, i feel like going back later tonight with some bricks.    

Might it have been a Diwali celebration (albeit a hangover)?

I don't know, does that entail reindeer, a fat bloke with a beard in a red suit and fake snow on the glass ?    

Yes.

Here to help. 

gimme some mince pies an clotted cream already you slugs.