Peggy's Mundane Thread

Jello, Warm a small spoon of sunflower oil, nothing like hot just take the chill off it, and pour it into the dogs ear, then clean when all the oil comes out.

Ooh - forgot to report. Yesterday I read all about an eighteenth century naval captain who was court-martialled for 'sodomy with his coxswain and several seamen'.

Peggy wrote:

Ooh - forgot to report. Yesterday I read all about an eighteenth century naval captain who was court-martialled for 'sodomy with his coxswain and several seamen'.

I thought that was compulsory in the navy?

There were three men of Bristol City,
There were three men of Bristol City,
They stole a ship and went to sea,
They stole a ship and went to sea.
There was Gorging Jack and Guzzling Jimmy,
And also Little Boy Billee

They stole a tin of captain's biscuits,
And one large bottle of whiskey.

But when they reached the broad Atlantic,
They had nothing left but one split pea.

Said Gorging Jack to Guzzling Jimmy,
"We've naught to eat — let's eat Billee."

"O Little Boy Billee, we're going to kill and eat yur.
"So undo the top button of your little chemie."

"O may I say my catechism,
"That my dear mother taught to me?"

But when he reached the Eleventh Commandment,
He cried "Yo Ho for land I see!"

"I see Jerusalem and Madagascar,
"And North and South Amerikee"

"I see the British fleet at anchor,
"And our Lord Nelson, K.C.B2."

They hung Gorging Jack and Guzzling Jimmy,
But they made an admiral of Little Boy Billee."


And that's a true story.

Iggy wrote:

Jello, Warm a small spoon of sunflower oil, nothing like hot just take the chill off it, and pour it into the dogs ear, then clean when all the oil comes out.

Cheers Iggy. Done that and it seems to have worked. But, he now insists on smoking cigars and watching series 1 of Downton Abbey! Strange doggy.

You know what's bugging me this week? Well I'll tell you.

That little jingle thing on Radio 4 Extra. It's rubbish.

Tonight, after being on a health trip for 6-8 weeks, I have had my first packet of Cheese & Onion crisps in as many weeks. Might I add, flushed down by a chilled pint of Stella.

can I get a "HELL YEH"?

3 bulmers bottles on the window ledge

Didn't get a lunch break today, as we had a meeting - but dinner was provided.

Which means, naturally, that I'm well short of my five a day. So far.

Peggy wrote:

Didn't get a lunch break today, as we had a meeting - but dinner was provided.

Which means, naturally, that I'm well short of my five a day. So far.

dinner at lunch ?  

Well. I always have my dinner in the middle of the day. But at work they call it lunchtime.

Better class of people, you see.

I'm just about to have my tea, by the way.

There was a cat in my kitchen i don't even have a cat.

cats are free creatures and go where they like, they are credited with an ability to walk through walls in a sci-fi book I read.

Day 3 of the Norovirus, wonderful!  [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Davidfriio4 wrote:

There was a cat in my kitchen i don't even have a cat.

I had a fox one summers day watching the TV with me.....I was rather surprised, so was the fox when I chased it out of the kitchen door.....just sat watching me from behind a shrub....blinking cheek.

I had a frog do that, he just turned up in the middle of the floor on the carpet and watched the telly with me.

I shall be spending this afternoon making a complete hash of hanging a door.  

today I overslept

My door is (surprisingly) well hung.

I drank so much last night it is 6pm and I haven't been for a wee for 9 hours despite drinking a litre and a half of water.

Gonna piss like a racehorse later I reckon.

Chain came off bike again

Czarcasm wrote:

My door is (surprisingly) well hung.

Yes, but did you manage to fasten it in place ok?

Peggy wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:

My door is (surprisingly) well hung.

Yes, but did you manage to fasten it in place ok?

Indeed. It swings nicely both ways, and doesn't touch the sides...  

careful

I had a sandwich about an hour ago and wooooosh, about 5 minutes ago!