I lost my cherry at........

Cherries aren't in season at the moment.

We went out with a load of lads to Amsterdam a few years back and one bloke who came with us was only 18 but kept giving it the big un about women he'd been with. A few of the boys got together and paid for him to have a girl but of their choosing. By this point I was in a coffee shop and oblivious to all this but they met us later and told us how they had paid for him to have a post op transsexual. Now I have no idea where they knew to go but they seemed pretty confident they got it right. The lad apparently didn't have a clue and went in more than happy when he saw the girl.
When he caught up with us he started spilling the beans that it was actually his first time but he'd messed around with loads of women before. Amazingly nobody let on and I'm not sure to this day if her realises how unique his first time actually was.

They reckon the only difference between a gay and a straight bloke is about five pints anyway.  

Never liked cherries that much. Can't remember the last time I ate one - not even in a yoghurt or anything. So given I never buy them, I doubt I've ever lost any.

In Efford with a bird my mates called "can opener teeth". It wasn't her first time as she had a 2 year old kid.

Chemical Ali wrote:

In Efford with a bird my mates called "can opener teeth". It wasn't her first time as she had a 2 year old kid.

That's highly illegal.

And it was Mouldy's

 

penny.. come quick

Chemical Ali wrote:

In Efford with a bird my mates called "can opener teeth".

No foreplay then?

I was watching Apocalypse Now at the time. That's my tip. Put on a film that women find boring and they'll resort to it. Never fails. My DVD collection is essentially a pile of films about the existentialist search for humanity - all films must be at least three hours long and must contain scenes of men sitting, doing nothing, for ten minutes and shots of clouds.

"I bored her into having sex with me!"  

Absolutely. When you look like me, you need a plan.

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Not if you live in Efford

how I lost mine had to dress like this