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'Welcome your host, that lanky tw@t who got caught trying to knob a page 3 bird"
"Good evening ladies and gents and welcome to Family Fortunes. It's a County divide special tonight, lets meet the teams"
"First up please welcome Gary"
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"Good evening. What's your name, where are you from and introduce us to your family"
"Alright ya cont, I'm Gary and I'm from Key Um in Plymuff. And we are the Drake family"
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"This is my wife Sonia"
"Hello Sonia"
"Alright ya cont"
"My bruvver Mike"
"Hello Mike"
"Alright ya prick"
"My son The Rock"
"Hello The Rock"
"Alright ya tw@t"
"And me mum Candy"
"Hello Candy "
"Alright Les"
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"That's an interesting name for your son 'The Rock'. You two big wrestling fans back in the day."
"Nah. We thought we'd copy the celebs and name him after where I got her knocked up. I banged her round the back by the slide bit. Calling him Crap Stone didn't seem fair"
"Now lets cross over and meet your opponents. Good evening. Tell us your name, where you've brought your family from and introduce us all"
"Ow do me ansum. I'm Derick and I is from Saldash in boodiful Cornish Cornwall. We be the Woodhouse's"
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"This is me uver alf Wendy"
"Hello Wendy"
"Ello Vernon"
"This is me sister Wendy"
"Hello Wendy"
"Hello Vernon"
"This is me cousin Wendy"
"Umm Hello Wendy"
"Hello Vernon"
"This is the Muvver of be Bruvvers kids..... Wendy"
"Err... Hello Wendy"
"Hello Vernon"
"Umm.... You do know that you keep introducing me to the same person?"
"That's right Vernon, and we got me Aunty Sheila, Uncle Michael and me next door neighbour who lives up the road, Dave. Makes 5 of us in total"
"Well that's the teams, lets play Family Fuckwits....I mean Fortunes"
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"Gary meet Derick, Derick meet Gary. One hand behind your back, lets play. We asked 100 Janners to name a Vegetable beginning with the letter 'B'..........."
BUZZ
"Yes Gary...."
"B tatoe"
"Jesus feckin Christ. Lets have a look, Gary says B tatoe........."
TING
"Top answer. 100 out of 100 Janners said a vegetable beginning with B was a B tatoe. Well feck me sideways you thick cnuts"
"Next round. Welcome up Sonia and Wendy"
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"One hand behind your back you cheating fuckers. We asked 100 Cornish folk to name the most popular things found on the web"
BUZZ
"Yes Derick......."
"Spiders"
"I think it meant the Internet Derick"
"The what?"
"The World Wide Web??"
"Never eard ov it me ansum."
"Anyway, lets have a look... Derick says spiders......."
TING
"100 out of 100 again! How the feck do you lot wank if you ain't got the Internet down in Cornwall?"
"We gets Wendy to do it"
" After the break its big money with Mike and Aunty Sheila."
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