Big Pasoti recruitment drive

I've been seeing loads of Pasoti adverts lately.

Just done my bit - perfectly grilled bacon in baps!! Best thing for pigs - crispy!!

Free buses again for the next away match

New mug design

It's OK trying to get more people to use PASOTI, but some people need to practice what they preach.

Belarus_Headhunter wrote:

Is that post by Flat Truck the fat bastard himself ?  Surely Brent is not mixed up with that creature ?
Or have you photoshopped his face or something ?

That IS the Porcine one. Hideous isn't it!

Select fans only can fly with me to away games. One of the perks of the new world super power of Pasoti. If not, f*ck off and go in De-Liar's spaceship.

Person Of Interest wrote:

Belarus_Headhunter wrote:

Is that post by Flat Truck the fat bastard himself ?  Surely Brent is not mixed up with that creature ?
Or have you photoshopped his face or something ?

That IS the Porcine one. Hideous isn't it!

You're having a laugh  
Brent has been webbed up with that to get the Fans onside ??
That's not the face I expected at all. I was expecting a suited and booted Gent at the very least  

Dunno about Pasoti, but one or two of ATD's new recruits have a touch of 'groundhog day' about them... 

Some friggin classics there fellas!! 

Have you seen what's on the bottom of those pasoti mugs?

Obviously, ATD members are all gorgeous hunks with six packs.

Shit thread - 1/10.

Obviously a slow news day.

I see that Hooper has his own mug

When I posted that mug the other day, Gob, I shrank the picture so the page didn't go all wide.

 

hairy j wrote:

Obviously, ATD members are all gorgeous hunks with six packs.

Shit thread - 1/10.

Obviously a slow news day.

Obviously, obviously, it's just a bit of fun. So, feck off sugar tits. On ATD, we like what we say and we can say what we like. THIS ISN'T Pyongyang.

PS, You're right about ATD being hunks.

Me down my local gym last night.



PS: IS this you typing your last post? Just wondering like? 

Hairy moaning about someone starting a pointless shit thread?

Insert your own comment or photo of a black pot and black kettle here............

anyone see that if you were banned you can apply to go back, I got a No anyone get a yes ?

Why did you even try,

They didn't reply to me for some strange reason  

Hi Pasoti mods

I see you are offering an amnesty to banned Pasoti users. I would like to be considered for this amnesty as it has been quite some time now since I was banned, and my IP address banned, under the username Tynan's Jockstrap.

If you let me come and play again on your wonderful site I will honestly never mention the fact that PL2 FACED, Postey , threatened myself with a gang coming to my house with baseball bats, threatened the female members of my family and named them for more effect, and he was involved in the hiring of a private investigator, Tony Dogbreath Hooper, to find out where I live.

Of course Dogbreath being the cnut he is couldn't find his ass with a satnav so he settled for giving out my disabled, widowed mothers address instead to one of your other fine members, Lee Deepthroat Jameson, who in turn showed these details to all and sundry on a supporters coach last season.

I also won't ever mention the fact that your larger than life, and larger than most owner is a lying fat bastard who likes to threaten fellow supporters and get his son to threaten them as well for more effect. Obviously this tactic has been successful in the past as Babababababrarararararararcuda has now stopped posting on your fine site so no searching financial questions can be asked of the non-property developing, lip quivering saviour of Argyle Mr James Bent.

I also won't rile Angry Andy Soper, who is one more comment away from spontaneously combusting, and in fact I would try and calm him down by not mentioning the kiddie fiddling allegations at all honestly Emoji

I also won't mention Ponty's drinking habits, i.e. morning noon and night, or the fact that he needed to ask advice on how SKY Box Office porn films worked as he didn't want his missus being around when Seriously Sexy Sheep in Suspenders came on in HD, I promise I won't Ponty and I'm glad you found who you were looking for, as I did with Nooligan and PL2 FACED. It really isn't that difficult to locate someone nowadays boys so I really do wonder how Dogbreath makes his living when he failed to locate me despite me being in the telephone book and on the electoral roll Emoji

I honestly promise not to upset Cerbera anymore as he is quite uptight about being a glorified taxi driver who went to one of the most exclusive schools in England. School reunions must be a blast with all the solicitors, stockbrokers, foreign royalty and drummers from Queen, they must all have his business card tucked away safely for a rainy day. I also won't mention the fact that he's a shortass either as that does tend to make him a tad unhappy.

I also promise not to tell Ollie the mod what an annoying little gobshite he is and tell him to man up and stop being such a feckin Jameson! I also won't keep asking him how far his tongue had to penetrate Nooligan's ringpiece to get the mod gig as he clearly isn't anywhere near a big enough cnut to moderate your site. He's probably only got 2 accounts for a start! I know he's only a youngster n all but lets face it, I've got more active Pasoti accounts than he has ffs! Chris Webb has far more as well and he's not even a mod. Mind you with a speech impediment like that you probably need several accounts to get your point across.

Do Chris and Nooligan still blame Ponty for being Greenman when he was pissed? Or does he still blame it on young Sean Rapson even though it was PL2 FACED, Nooligan and Webb himself making the threats?

Speaking of multiple accounts, how is Peter Jones these days? It did surprise me to see him posting again as Peter Jones and not as Iddesleigh Green, especially as Iddesleigh Green disappeared rather than just had a username change. Very strange that one!

I also won't mention what a lying scumbag Chris Webb is and out him for his various multi accounts set up to ruin the Argyle Fans Trust he used to lead, nor will I ask him how a letter sent to him as AFT leader ended up in Nooligans Flickr account, or is the story this week that the Flickr account was faked by Tring or Rickler?

Quite an eye-opener was the Flickr acccount, showing how devious you boys can be Emoji Which one of you was it that impersonated a dead Argyle fan again? And who leaked that to the online masses via Leigh Rapson? Wasn't it none other than Nooligan himself? He must've really wanted to get rid of that bad apple bigtime to be such a cnut. What's that? It's an everyday occurrence? Well it was you who said it not me.

I won't mention the Flickr account that didn't exist or was faked anymore I promise you, nor will I mention Deepthroat, Dogger, Deadly Lampshade, Windsor Boy, Derrick Sanderson, Don't Panic, Saracen 10 and all the others including the various multi accounts you boys have on ATD Emoji

Anyway I don't think there's anything more for me to say, oh except I'll even restraint myself from abusing that cock X-Isle who has a serious case of verbal diahorrea and thinks he's some kind of literary genius when in fact he's more of bellend than Gordon Sparkes, and that's saying something.

So in summary, please can you let me back on your wonderful site and I won't ever divulge PL2 FACED address to anyone else like I haven't with Nooligans despite being asked for it dozens of times, and when I do turn up on Postey's doorstep to ask him some more questions about Greenman, I promise I'll be alone and won't be needing a baseball bat.

I await your response with relish, whereas your owner awaits chips, burgers and sausage with relish which he ordered a short while ago to keep him sustained until his Chinese, pizza and Indian takeaways arrive.

Yours sincerley,

Ivor Biggun aka Tynan's Jockstrap

Greenjock wrote:

They didn't reply to me for some strange reason  

Hi Pasoti mods

I see you are offering an amnesty to banned Pasoti users. I would like to be considered for this amnesty as it has been quite some time now since I was banned, and my IP address banned, under the username Tynan's Jockstrap.

If you let me come and play again on your wonderful site I will honestly never mention the fact that PL2 FACED,  Postey , threatened myself with a gang coming to my house with baseball bats, threatened the female members of my family and named them for more effect, and he was involved in the hiring of a private investigator, Tony Dogbreath Hooper, to find out where I live.

Of course Dogbreath being the cnut he is couldn't find his ass with a satnav so he settled for giving out my disabled, widowed mothers address instead to one of your other fine members, Lee Deepthroat Jameson, who in turn showed these details to all and sundry on a supporters coach last season.

I also won't ever mention the fact that your larger than life, and larger than most owner is a lying fat bastard who likes to threaten fellow supporters and get his son to threaten them as well for more effect. Obviously this tactic has been successful in the past as Babababababrarararararararcuda has now stopped posting on your fine site so no searching financial questions can be asked of the non-property developing, lip quivering saviour of Argyle Mr James Bent.

I also won't rile Angry Andy Soper, who is one more comment away from spontaneously combusting, and in fact I would try and calm him down by not mentioning the kiddie fiddling allegations at all honestly Emoji

I also won't mention Ponty's drinking habits, i.e. morning noon and night, or the fact that he needed to ask advice on how SKY Box Office porn films worked as he didn't want his missus being around when Seriously Sexy Sheep in Suspenders came on in HD, I promise I won't Ponty and I'm glad you found who you were looking for, as I did with Nooligan and PL2 FACED. It really isn't that difficult to locate someone nowadays boys so I really do wonder how Dogbreath makes his living when he failed to locate me despite me being in the telephone book and on the electoral roll Emoji

I honestly promise not to upset Cerbera anymore as he is quite uptight about being a glorified taxi driver who went to one of the most exclusive schools in England. School reunions must be a blast with all the solicitors, stockbrokers, foreign royalty and drummers from Queen, they must all have his business card tucked away safely for a rainy day. I also won't mention the fact that he's a shortass either as that does tend to make him a tad unhappy.

I also promise not to tell Ollie the mod what an annoying little gobshite he is and tell him to man up and stop being such a feckin Jameson! I also won't keep asking him how far his tongue had to penetrate Nooligan's ringpiece to get the mod gig as he clearly isn't anywhere near a big enough cnut to moderate your site. He's probably only got 2 accounts for a start! I know he's only a youngster n all but lets face it, I've got more active Pasoti accounts than he has ffs! Chris Webb has far more as well and he's not even a mod. Mind you with a speech impediment like that you probably need several accounts to get your point across.

Do Chris and Nooligan still blame Ponty for being Greenman when he was pissed? Or does he still blame it on young Sean Rapson even though it was PL2 FACED, Nooligan and Webb himself making the threats?

Speaking of multiple accounts, how is Peter Jones these days? It did surprise me to see him posting again as Peter Jones and not as Iddesleigh Green, especially as Iddesleigh Green disappeared rather than just had a username change. Very strange that one!

I also won't mention what a lying scumbag Chris Webb is and out him for his various multi accounts set up to ruin the Argyle Fans Trust he used to lead, nor will I ask him how a letter sent to him as AFT leader ended up in Nooligans Flickr account, or is the story this week that the Flickr account was faked by Tring or Rickler?

Quite an eye-opener was the Flickr acccount, showing how devious you boys can be Emoji Which one of you was it that impersonated a dead Argyle fan again? And who leaked that to the online masses via Leigh Rapson? Wasn't it none other than Nooligan himself? He must've really wanted to get rid of that bad apple bigtime to be such a cnut. What's that? It's an everyday occurrence? Well it was you who said it not me.

I won't mention the Flickr account that didn't exist or was faked anymore I promise you, nor will I mention Deepthroat, Dogger, Deadly Lampshade, Windsor Boy, Derrick Sanderson, Don't Panic, Saracen 10 and all the others including the various multi accounts you boys have on ATD Emoji

Anyway I don't think there's anything more for me to say, oh except I'll even restraint myself from abusing that cock X-Isle who has a serious case of verbal diahorrea and thinks he's some kind of literary genius when in fact he's more of bellend than Gordon Sparkes, and that's saying something.

So in summary, please can you let me back on your wonderful site and I won't ever divulge PL2 FACED address to anyone else like I haven't with Nooligans despite being asked for it dozens of times, and when I do turn up on Postey's doorstep to ask him some more questions about Greenman, I promise I'll be alone and won't be needing a baseball bat.

I await your response with relish, whereas your owner awaits chips, burgers and sausage with relish which he ordered a short while ago to keep him sustained until his Chinese, pizza and Indian takeaways arrive.

Yours sincerley,

Ivor Biggun aka Tynan's Jockstrap

    

I think you've put a pretty fair case across there Jock, can't see why they haven't replied