Your 5 (I told you so's) that will manifest itself in 24-36 months time.

an excellent post grovehill

Person Of Interest wrote:

hairy j wrote:

Dane. wrote:

1nikkkkkkk will be owner if pafc
2newell will get a payout from the sports direct shirts he has got from buying so many football shirts
3 Newell will get a payout from staples from all the marker pens he has bought
4newell will become a member of the board with his new found wealth
5 pafc will buy Steven hawkin to play up front.

6/ dane will be able to communicate in actual English.

What are you on? Been sniffing your airfix glue again.

Hairy, do you actually have anything to add other than insults all the time. You have only been back 5 minutes, and trawling through posts over the last day or two, only reveals insult after insult, you cnut.

LO-fuckin'-L

You lot hate getting it back. Happier than pigs to dish it out though. Per-fuckin'-fetic innit bheys.

If I added a smiley after 'you cnut', would you then of realised you had been whooshed in spectacular fashion?

Grovehill wrote:

Of course, some of these predictions are clearly ridiculous- but no more ridiculous than some that could have been made a few years ago:

1. Ian Holloway will TWICE get an unfashionable Club into the Premiership- neither of them being PAFC

2. Argyle  sell players for £8 million- then go bust the day before Stapleton flies to the middle  East

3 Truro City  launch a takeover bid

4 Ex England player and Sunderland & Man City Manager Peter Reid appointed manager at Home Park- his most memorable achievement will be paying the gas bill.

5. Argyle will have a Chairman that will never see them play. Everyone who does see them play will envy him.

6.The ground capacity will be seriously reduced in order to build an ice rink.- which leads to fans celebrating in the City Centre.

7. Argyle lose to Dorchester Town in the Cup and  no one is particularly surprised by this.

8. A fireman and players who can't get into Yeovil's first team are viewed as marquee signings.

9. Paul Mariner returns to the club as head coach - he takes over as Manager when Paul Sturrock isn't sacked as Manager

10. Player who Captains the club to successive relegations is appointed Manager- and amazingly keeps job for over a year.  

Jeez! The mismanagement, incompetence and greed that has infected our club over the past five or so years is absolutely staggering. Anyone who didn't know any better wouldn't believe any of this in a million years.

Grovehill that should go on Pasoti

In chronological order

1.The Lyndhurst access road pedestrian segregation / traffic calming measures will be released to much hilarity.
2. The stealth road will appear on "For Construction" drawings, but PCC Planning Officers will refuse to comment on questions they misled Councillors.
3. The Section 106 works will fail to materialise after budget is spent by  Akkeron's "professionals" meeting planning conditions.
4. The shelf in the new stand will be designated "corporate only" to reduce stewarding costs.
5. Someone will get run over by a driver confused by the ridiculous road layout.


edit.
6. Some idiots will still be spouting on about Plan 2A being feasible

hairy j wrote:

Person Of Interest wrote:

hairy j wrote:

Dane. wrote:

1nikkkkkkk will be owner if pafc
2newell will get a payout from the sports direct shirts he has got from buying so many football shirts
3 Newell will get a payout from staples from all the marker pens he has bought
4newell will become a member of the board with his new found wealth
5 pafc will buy Steven hawkin to play up front.

6/ dane will be able to communicate in actual English.

What are you on? Been sniffing your airfix glue again.

Hairy, do you actually have anything to add other than insults all the time. You have only been back 5 minutes, and trawling through posts over the last day or two, only reveals insult after insult, you cnut.

LO-fuckin'-L

You lot hate getting it back. Happier than pigs to dish it out though. Per-fuckin'-fetic innit bheys.

But you are the only one that flounces when you do get it back Hairy, has anyone told you that being an angry old man is not a good look? Have you ever thought of taking a feckin chill pill? There are several posters on here that I can't stand, the difference is I don't lie awake at night wondering how I can needle them when I get to work. And that's another thing, we pay your wages, so shut the feck up unless it's on your own time.

1. Muff finish more than two points clear of relegation to non league, cue open top bus parade.
2. New stand is finished and a few on here admit the ground looks pretty good.
3. It dawns on some that having two moneyed sharks around isn't all bad when your debts get rescheduled without any fuss.
4. You win your cup final by actually finishing above ECFC.
5. You start thinking of Torquay as being quite comical again rather than a source of desperately needed funding when they visit.

Ps. One of them is just not happening.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

1. Muff finish more than two points clear of relegation to non league, cue open top bus parade.
2. New stand is finished and a few on here admit the ground looks pretty good.
3. It dawns on some that having two moneyed sharks around isn't all bad when your debts get rescheduled without any fuss.
4. You win your cup final by actually finishing above ECFC.
5. You start thinking of Torquay as being quite comical again rather than a source of desperately needed funding when they visit.

Ps. One of them is just not happening.

Yep. Number 2.

The shelf and bus stop next to away end will see to that

You mean that the bus stop isn't situated in the ground?

Person Of Interest wrote:

1, The hotel will close and part leased to Plymouth Uni for student accommodation due to lack of use.
2, 8/10 retails units will stand empty
3, The Imax will close 18 months after opening through lack of interest
4, Ice Rink plans submitted for extension due to the popularity of Plymouth's first semi-pro ice hockey team (fecking told you Brent - knob)
5, Newell, Webb, Captain Jean-Luc De-Liar et al will have their grubby, slimey hands on our club after Mr Brent has collected his wonga and fecked off.



Your 5?

cant disagree with your 5. Certainly more than likely to happen somewhere down the line. Retail is a dying trade so i cant see how building a mall like area in the middle of nowhere is suddenly going to change that. There is only a certainly amount of coffee/restaurants that you can have so close to each other without them knocking each other out of business as at the end of the day they are the only things in the high street that make money not including supermarkets.

brent missed the boat with his ice arena (aswell as the grandstand) if he built it to a size where plymouth would attract major ice shows and competitions aswell as host an elite ice hockey team and the raiders it could have been a great addition to the city to central park and bring in money too. I wonder if that arena unlike the stand could be extended one day  

Pretty much in the ground.

There is a coach park presumably for away team coach under the Studio School intrusion into the BPE corner. The CGI suggest it will be open to pitch

1. Argyle fans who disagree with anything that's going on will be able to speak their minds without being called junkies, paedophiles,whores, freaks, weirdos, vile cows or witches, and without being told to go and support another football club. They'll also be able to go into any bar in the ground without needing a raincoat, wellies and sou'wester.

2. Jock's mum will be able to put her rubbish out knowing that the only people to see the contents of her bins will be the dustmen.

3. Central Park will win a national award for the wildlife sanctuary with the best trees.

4. The editor of the matchday programme will be allowed to decide who writes for it.

5. The Argyle Fans' Trust will be consulted well in advance on issues such as ticket pricing and the design of new strips.

More mushrooms, please.

Iggy wrote:

hairy j wrote:

Person Of Interest wrote:

hairy j wrote:

Dane. wrote:

1nikkkkkkk will be owner if pafc
2newell will get a payout from the sports direct shirts he has got from buying so many football shirts
3 Newell will get a payout from staples from all the marker pens he has bought
4newell will become a member of the board with his new found wealth
5 pafc will buy Steven hawkin to play up front.

6/ dane will be able to communicate in actual English.

What are you on? Been sniffing your airfix glue again.

Hairy, do you actually have anything to add other than insults all the time. You have only been back 5 minutes, and trawling through posts over the last day or two, only reveals insult after insult, you cnut.

LO-fuckin'-L

You lot hate getting it back. Happier than pigs to dish it out though. Per-fuckin'-fetic innit bheys.

But you are the only one that flounces when you do get it back Hairy, has anyone told you that being an angry old man is not a good look? Have you ever thought of taking a feckin chill pill? There are several posters on here that I can't stand, the difference is I don't lie awake at night wondering how I can needle them when I get to work. And that's another thing, we pay your wages, so shut the feck up unless it's on your own time.

I don't have to be at work at 8.18pm on a Sunday. I'm at home now in my pyjamas - is that allowed?

1 plans called in
2 wg plans forwarded as brents own doing
3 pasb disbanded
4 relegation
5 admin

Mapperley, darling wrote:

1 plans called in
2 wg plans forwarded as brents own doing
3 pasb disbanded
4 relegation
5 admin

For sure

Can't be arsed , it's all getting too easy these days.  

You've definitely got one wrong hairy bloke. I get them on the NHS  

1. huge whip round to find £3m to save brent having to pay it
2. any young player sold to cover costs
3. nikki to provide free coaches to a game argyle manage NOT to lose
4. someone will get hurt by a smoke bomb
5. suggestion of 10k ground capacity after all we get less than 10k for 75% of games its all we need  

Han Solos Other Ship wrote:

Grovehill that should go on Pasoti

Why do you think they banned me?

I was asking awkward questions like "Does anyone really believe Kagami bought into the Club just so he could flog replica shirts in Japan" years ago.

I also asked "what's so good about Brent compared to Heaney?"


So many questions, so few answers.

1.The mini-stand is completed with 400 seats less then originally planned.
2.Brent Hands over to Nickkk.
3.Brent calls in the debt and loans.
4.Relegation to the Conference.
5.Administration, club moves to the Brickfields ..Brent gains control of HP.

1. James Brent starts coming to less and less Argyle games, eventually stops.
2. Tyler Harvey is sold for a fee of around £300k
3. The Mayflower redevelopment will look a lot smaller in real life than the architectural designs.
4. Any extension of the horse shoe will never be completed.
5. Argyle finish top half this season but miss out on the playoffs.

1. Old Grandstand knocked down....complete lack of any atmosphere with open ground.

2. Team struggles with playing on a building site and the open pitch becomes windswept.

3. PAFC throw their eggs into the proposed new "standing" type designs for terraces basket,..this will achieve the required increase in maximum gate size that has been an issue with many fans.

4. Ground development behind schedule because of bad weather.

5. Development causes smaller crowds....Brent loans PAFC more money to off-set fall in revenue.

1. This man, this property developer with the quivering lip um develops property. It gets built fans thinks that's a bit rubbish.

2. This man, this property has got what he wants out of argyle so he calls in the money he has lent it.

3. Nikk to buy the club and install the deep throaters, green men etc in the board room

4. Dissenters are told not welcome at HP

5. Hotel turned into student flats, retail units empty, IMAX closed, Brent long gone with sack of cash.

no one seems to have much faith in brent