Midget relay team v a camel

As you do.

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That last fella was proper fast. With a better baton pass Team Man would have won. Christ, what am I going on about?

This thread seems as good a place as any for this....

It's Watermelowne, inside, a WATERMOLOWNE

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Chingers wrote:

That last fella was proper fast. With a better baton pass Team Man would have won.   Christ, what am I going on about?

I don't know, but you've called it about right. First baton change was seemless. Two to three was poor. The guy running the 3rd leg was a bit of a disaster. Looked like he was either in pain or had actually shit his pants.

Not one mention of the camel!

He conceded loads of ground at the start and even had time to ease up towards the finish.

Not a hint of the spitting and the threatening behaviour he's been displaying recently. Held his emotions in check and was thoroughly focused on the race.

Trained to perfection and looking lean he has obviously improved since cutting out the bad habits.

He deserved his victory and I think that even with a better final baton change the midgets would've still come up a little short.

Very good Jock and no mention of the word hump which was the more obvious pun.