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a rather stressful afternoon watching laura lose.

That Serena Williams could crack walnuts between her thighs. I would rather take on Mike Tyson than fumble around with her.

The day she stops playing tennis she will be a huge lardass because she's huge but at the moment it's muscle. Her tits must weigh a ton each and she runs around for hours carrying them!

Greenjock wrote:

That Serena Williams could crack walnuts between her thighs. I would rather take on Mike Tyson than fumble around with her.

The day she stops playing tennis she will be a huge lardass because she's huge but at the moment it's muscle. Her tits must weigh a ton each and she runs around for hours carrying them!

  I love the way she tries to sound all girlie in interviews but all the time you're thinking she's desperately trying to hide the real her, just bursting to get out and eat you !!! 

I'd do her, I think a lesser man would struggle though. 

I reckon  is a fair reflection of what her downstairs area looks like.

I think Andy Murray's the best looking one left now Laura's knocked out.

I'd do him.

Only cos he's Scottish.

Czarcasm wrote:

I reckon  is a fair reflection of what her downstairs area looks like.

Complete with the face. 

Iggy wrote:

Only cos he's Scottish.

I'd do you and I've never seen what you look like! I go for personality actually.