Does being Argyle mean you're gay?

Subject: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:04 am

I only ask as I was talking to a fella who I'd been introduced to by a mate at pub in Chingford on Saturday night. My mate and most of the group he was with were West Ham so I chatted to him about the hammers and told him I'd been to see them loads as my dad and bruv are West Ham fans. He asked me who I supported so I said "Plymouth Argyle". We spoke about Argyle for about a minute and suddenly he blurts out "you're not gay are you mate? I've been chatted up by a gay bloke before"
There was clearly only one response "maybe that's because you're gay yourself mate". Cue awkward silence.....

So was it my general persona or was it my love of the greens? My boyfriend reckons it was defo because he was gay and testing the water.

Ooooooh my gaydar is well out of sync love.

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:12 am

Gay as in happy?

No.

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WTF ?????

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:25 pm

Probably, or at least curious.

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Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:29 pm

Just sharing an experience Elias. Trying to lighten the mood with tales of Chingford nights.

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you might understand that guy asking the question had you have said Brighton but ARGYLE :s

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:36 pm

See I'm not sure it was related. It's just that after I mentioned Argyle he asked the question. I think he was smashed and forgot I'd been introduced and thought I was randomly talking to him. That or I look gay? Hmmmm.

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Chingers wrote:: See I'm not sure it was related. It's just that after I mentioned Argyle he asked the question. I think he was smashed and forgot I'd been introduced and thought I was randomly talking to him. That or I look gay? Hmmmm.

You didn't touch him inappropriately, y'know, in an inadvertent type of way?

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:49 pm

Czarcasm wrote:

Chingers wrote:: See I'm not sure it was related. It's just that after I mentioned Argyle he asked the question. I think he was smashed and forgot I'd been introduced and thought I was randomly talking to him. That or I look gay? Hmmmm.

You didn't touch him inappropriately, y'know, in an inadvertent type of way?

The double cheek kiss when we met was within acceptable guidelines I think?

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:05 pm

As you shook his hand, did you stroke his palm on release?

Apparently that's not a straight thing to do.

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:15 pm

Mock Cuncher wrote:: As you shook his hand, did you stroke his palm on release?

Apparently that's not a straight thing to do.

Funny thing was he was drinking WKD and I was drinking London Pride. Clear proof I reckon.

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Was it London Pride or London Gay Pride? Do they make a babycham based version even? Thats my innaproprite gay joke for the day out of the way.

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and he support west ham, theyre all left footed

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Did the question actually need asking ?

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At least our gays exist.

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The sooner football has its own "I'm Spartacus" moment the better.

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:55 pm

True dat.

I see one of the NBA-ers has come out yesterday. First American to do so.

Steve Davis at Surrey is gay too.

The welsh rugger chap...

21st Century, all likes and dislikes tolerated asap please.

Chingers, bhey, you ought to have given this West Ham chap a stern lecture on equality and the 21st Century.

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:06 pm

I've never held anything against gay chaps!

Sailed with plenty.

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Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:13 pm

seadog wrote:: I've never held anything against gay chaps!

Sailed with plenty.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ?

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Was it your crotchless leather trousers that gave it away?

Football needs one or two high profile players to come out to break down a few barriers.

I once praised Lee Jameson's avatar that said something about him being gay, he felt comfortable using it on Pasoti but not on here until I mentioned it, and he was genuinely pleased that I did.

I wouldn't praise him now though. Nothing to do with being gay, just that I can't stand the two faced cnut.

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:25 pm

Tringreen wrote:

seadog wrote:: I've never held anything against gay chaps!

Sailed with plenty.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ?

In a flash........

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Do you have the Ned Flanders tash in real life? I hear they're all the rage in the Blue Oyster Club

Subject: Re: Does being Argyle mean you're gay? Wed May 01, 2013 12:07 pm

Ironside wrote:: Do you have the Ned Flanders tash in real life? I hear they're all the rage in the Blue Oyster Club

I've had a tash during Movember and looked very camp. The handlebar is not a look.

Rocking the pork chop side burns at the moment and just look a bit of a bell end. Mid life crisis.

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Chingers wrote:

Ironside wrote:: Do you have the Ned Flanders tash in real life? I hear they're all the rage in the Blue Oyster Club

just look a bit of a bell end.

Problem solved! Looking at another man's bell end will have been the problem

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