I hate being outdone by Pasoti so I have arranged for ATD to be represented at the awards evening. So as an added bonus this season we will be presenting a wonderful trophy (sponsored by me) to loads of people at the presentation evening, on a date yet to be decided.
Please let me know how many you want to buy off me. Any number of either design below. Only £695 a pop.
Suggest this one for player of the season/young player of the season/loanee of the season/young loanee of the season/mural of the season/best auction of the season/best flirt with a players wife of the season/ flounce of the season/best snoop by a snooper of the season/best litigation of the season
Suggest this is a special award voted for the moment when something James Brent did made you the most moist
Each is made with 100% plastic, sticky tape, sticky tissue and a gold ink marker pen. Satisfaction guaranteed (oh er missus).
Let me know where to send the bill please mods.