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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:26 pm | |
| 10 days to go, still standing by my prediction of a bunney born on easter sunday |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:32 pm | |
| A for Easter I hope you get your wish and all is ok |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:46 pm | |
| Mine was born on Easter Sunday two years ago, also just over a week early! |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:57 pm | |
| We had a few twinges a few days ago, but things seem to have gone all quiet the last 48 hours |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:07 pm | |
| - Dane. wrote:
- We had a few twinges a few days ago, but things seem to have gone all quiet the last 48 hours
WE? |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:11 pm | |
| Of course, i come out in sympathy and have twinges of my own. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:20 pm | |
| When our first was born the midwife had to send me home as my stomach cramps where causing more problems than my wife's |
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Czarcasm
Posts : 10244 Join date : 2011-10-23
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| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:05 pm | |
| I was given one job which was remember her red medical notes book but it was about 25 degrees on Easter Sunday and I was completed wasted and forgot So she was in agony and they couldn't start her unit I went 15 miles back home and got it. On the way back I had another smoke and was the most chilled out first time father ever. |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 15074 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:30 pm | |
| All in the best possible taste you understand. Good luck with the baby Dane, mine are 28 and 26........ _______________________________________ COYG!
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:54 pm | |
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Czarcasm
Posts : 10244 Join date : 2011-10-23
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:33 pm | |
| - Dane. wrote:
- Yellow to amber alert.
Give her a gentle seeing to. That should move you from Amber to Red. |
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Peggy
Posts : 1586 Join date : 2013-03-24 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:11 pm | |
| - Czarcasm wrote:
- Dane. wrote:
- Yellow to amber alert.
Give her a gentle seeing to. That should move you from Amber to Red. Erm. Drive her around all the roads with speed bumps (potholes are a suitable alternative) while she eats a hot curry. When you get home, that's when you give her the gentle seeing to. |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:53 pm | |
| Lots of old wife's tales here lol
Amber is flickering to red alert, long night ahead by the look of it. |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:56 pm | |
| Tell her to go dain the Vic, when she nips off ter the loo fer a number two she'll squeeze so hard she'll pop one ait like Sonia Jackson did. |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Sun Apr 07, 2013 6:12 pm | |
| While playing her trumpet ? |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:36 am | |
| That Sonja's a slag tho innit? |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:29 am | |
| Baby boy born yesterday 2339
7ibs 15. Knackered now. Night night |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:41 am | |
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pepsipete
Posts : 14772 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 86 Location : Ivybridge
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:48 am | |
| Congratulations, what are you going to call him? |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:54 am | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:59 am | |
| Congratulations Dane and family |
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Greenskin
Posts : 6248 Join date : 2011-05-16 Age : 64 Location : Tavistock area
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:08 am | |
| Congrats and best wishes to you and your family Dane. |
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Tringreen
Posts : 10917 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:48 am | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:14 am | |
| Congratulations Dane and family |
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