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Czarcasm
Posts : 10244
Join date : 2011-10-23
| Subject: Re: Quotes  Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:11 am | |
| "I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?" Jeremy Clarkson |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:58 am | |
| A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?
Frank Zappa |
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Lord Tisdale
Posts : 3040
Join date : 2011-11-23
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:08 pm | |
| "What the fook was that" ?
Mayor of Hiroshima. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:21 pm | |
| Nobody will notice it's not beef. A French abbatoir boss las year. |
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mouldyoldgoat
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Posts : 15896
Join date : 2011-12-22
Age : 62
Location : Berkshire
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:29 pm | |
| Where has my horse gone? - a number of people in Europe _______________________________________ I'm one of the common people so says the wife! (A true GSG Girl) PepsiPete Forecasting League Champion 2016-17 He was behind me at Charlton!  Now an officially semi retired old fart!  |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:30 pm | |
| "When looking into the bird's nest I try to avoid touching the thrush as it becomes irritated" - Bill Oddie |
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lawnmowerman
Posts : 2781
Join date : 2012-01-03
Age : 46
Location : plymouth
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:43 pm | |
| A word to the wise ain't necessary - its the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:51 pm | |
| Become a Catholic priest, it's a job for life. My dad years ago. |
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lawnmowerman
Posts : 2781
Join date : 2012-01-03
Age : 46
Location : plymouth
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:57 pm | |
| Regular naps prevent old age , especially if you take them while driving. |
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Sir Francis Drake
Posts : 7461
Join date : 2011-12-03
Age : 33
Location : Nr Panama
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:04 pm | |
| "To recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less." -- Oscar Wilde |
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Greenskin
Posts : 6243
Join date : 2011-05-16
Age : 64
Location : Tavistock area
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:21 pm | |
| "Talk about fecking scattered showers"-Noah. |
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Sir Francis Drake
Posts : 7461
Join date : 2011-12-03
Age : 33
Location : Nr Panama
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:57 pm | |
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Sir Francis Drake
Posts : 7461
Join date : 2011-12-03
Age : 33
Location : Nr Panama
| | Subject: Re: Quotes Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:59 pm | |
| "Drugs and alcohol are not my problem - reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution." - Russell Brand |
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