Quotes

"We'd endured that too long. The more we gave in, the more we complied with that kind of treatment, the more oppressive it became" - Rosa Parks. (57 years ago yesterday she changed the world by sitting on a bus).

In order for evil to flourish, all that is required is for good men to do nothing. (Edmund Burke - late 18th century).

"Not that hole. I don't care if you gave me £250" Kaz Burton last night.

“The beauty of this system is you can turn off any one of these circuits without affecting the other 44” – Brian, Senior Technician (as he turned off a switch and plunged the whole building into darkness and Management into a panic!) c2007.

It wasn't me!

Just had one for £213.00 including windscreen cover and 0 voluntary excess, fully comp!

"Screw it, just do it".

Richard Branson's mantra.

(Unrelated to Jock's post, above).

"If it's wet, drink it"

Gary Strang - Men Behaving Badly

(this quote is also unrelated to Jocks post )

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

You're my special little girl. Jimmy Savile every week from 1967-2007.

Freedom for Tooting and Fulham for the cup --- Wolfie Smith

"Do ya wanna be in my gang?" Gary Glitter at his local cub scouts group 1972 - 2000.

Learn to swim the Len Fairclough way, Peter Adamson 1983.

In terms of this club, there's been a real lack of football people around the place.

Carl Fletcher

Er emm ah yeah er ...... - Carl Fletcher.

"You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind." - Mahatma Gandhi

A cnut is a cnut no matter how hard they try to disguise it.

Jock just now.

Greenjock wrote:

A cnut is a cnut no matter how hard they try to disguise it.

Jock just now.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha good one!

Captain Scott
"If you fart just once more in this tent you can feck off outside Oates"

oates, 'parrrp!, im just going outside, i may be some time (its hard to shit at -55)'

Mapperley, darling wrote:

oates, 'parrrp!, im just going outside, i may be some time (its hard to shit at -55)'

Have you never had a feast?

“The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.”

Albert Einstein

'It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.' Winston Churchill

“Whatever the cost of our libraries, the price is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation.” Walter Cronkite

beavis & butthead - uh huh damn we're smooth

"I'm still a fan" - Wanker Webb after having his arm nearly broken accepting the President's role