Stag do ideas

Its my cousins stag in Amsterdam in December and I was just wondering if anyone had any stag ideas/ stories. I had to dress as a nurse in some pink pvc outfit in Birmingham for mine, but that was as bad as it got. I've read on the net about handcuffing him to a dwarf (dressed as a smurf?) and having his leg platsered and make up a story about him having a broken leg.

I can tell you a few stories about Amsterdam, great place!

Hey Ali, if it's possible I think you should hire a shop window for half an hour and put him in it dressed for the occasion.... you never know it might pay for the trip. A nice city and very fond memories.
If you do the dwarf thing, don't do it Venice with a dwarf in a red hood... you'll regret it.

I got away lightly on mine but that was due to my good behaviour on others stag do's.

But getting him to dress as a bird would be a good idea as it attracts a lot of attention. And he might like it.

Get him a midget hooker...

the dream

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Get him a midget hooker...

the dream

I visited a customer yesterday and saw a woman who was about 4 and a half foot- I did think about painting her blue!

Chemical Ali wrote:

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Get him a midget hooker...

the dream

I visited a customer yesterday and saw a woman who was about 4 and a half foot- I did think about painting her blue!

Mashed

"For a really authentic stag do this week, your best man arranges to have you chased through a Scottish forest, shot through the head and mounted over some rich prick's fireplace"