Strictly

Disappointing show this week I thought - but if Louis Smith doesn't win the glitter ball this year I shall be amazed. The big bird from emmerdale can't half move too.

I had more of a sad feeling at the exit of Colin Salmon tonight than Argyle losing - weird

Therapy required

You don't have to be mad to post on here but it helps.

But WTF are you talking about?

i would smash the granny out of lisa riley

Who is
Lisa Riley
Colin Salmon
Louis Smith

I know.... they're Brent's new management team that he's brought in from his Akkeron chain. Apparently they sorted out one of his hotels in Kettering that wasn't doing too well.

knecht wrote:

Who is
Lisa Riley
Colin Salmon
Louis Smith

I know.... they're Brent's new management team that he's brought in from his Akkeron chain. Apparently they sorted out one of his hotels in Kettering that wasn't doing too well.

she was mandy dingle in emmerdale

Angry of Mayfair wrote:

i would smash the granny out of lisa riley

You have a thing for big birds, as anyone who uses chat during the match already knows

I would rather watch my cock being eaten by locusts than watch that shit. It's bad enough that it's ballroom dancing but then factor in z list celebrities like Mandy pass the KFC dingle, who is famous for appearing in a soap opera set on a farm where in some scenes it was like spot the fresian, when there were no animals in shot.

Her second most famous show was a documentary about her moving house called you've been craned. It was the only way to transport her.

I did watch the documentary about the guy who parachuted from space. What feckin guts it took to do that, especially when you saw all the behind the scenes stuff going tits up.

I loved the fact it was the previous altitude record holder from 1960 who was his contact and mentor. Now that guy jumped 52 years ago. 9 years before man walked on the moon and most of their calculations were guesswork.

A fighter pilot who was doing it to research ejection systems for fighter planes.

Amazing programme which had me glued to the tv. Some people's courage is hard to comprehend. I thought my flying lesson at 2000 ft was quite daring. These guys jumped from 120000 ft and that Felix travelled over 800 mph!

Anyone know who went out on x factor

yeah but vicky pendelton is worth a view she has nice legs

Angry of Mayfair wrote:

yeah but vicky pendelton is worth a view she has nice legs

Watch the Olympics again then.

Angry of Mayfair wrote:

yeah but vicky pendelton is worth a view she has nice legs

Given up now Ola's out. As some on here are not students of strictly then just for information purposes, here is the lovely Ola...



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Ah - it's a dancing competition! How quaint.

What's white and shoots across the dance floor?

Greenjock wrote:

I would rather watch my cock being eaten by locusts than watch that shit. It's bad enough that it's ballroom dancing but then factor in z list celebrities like Mandy pass the KFC dingle, who is famous for appearing in a soap opera set on a farm where in some scenes it was like spot the fresian, when there were no animals in shot.

Her second most famous show was a documentary about her moving house called you've been craned. It was the only way to transport her.

I did watch the documentary about the guy who parachuted from space. What feckin guts it took to do that, especially when you saw all the behind the scenes stuff going tits up.

I loved the fact it was the previous altitude record holder from 1960 who was his contact and mentor. Now that guy jumped 52 years ago. 9 years before man walked on the moon and most of their calculations were guesswork.

A fighter pilot who was doing it to research ejection systems for fighter planes.

Amazing programme which had me glued to the tv. Some people's courage is hard to comprehend. I thought my flying lesson at 2000 ft was quite daring. These guys jumped from 120000 ft and that Felix travelled over 800 mph!

Anyone know who went out on x factor

knecht wrote:

Ah - it's a dancing competition! How quaint.

What's white and shoots across the dance floor?

Come dancing.

I would just rather not have to see a bunch of pricks in spangly outfits dancing, to get a glimpse of a bit of totty.

I would ask then, what is the attraction other than the fanny? Would you go to see ballroom dancing instead of going to the pub if it was on at the local town hall or The Pavillions?

I hate Saturday night TV. feckin ballroom dancing with politicians whoring themselves, a similar thing on ice skates X-Factor and sometimes the BBC version, can't remember it's name, I'm a fucktard get me out of here, and the masses lap it all up. Big Brother for 10 years was another of my favourites, unmissable really.

I must just be an old git judging by how many people seem to love this shit, and the newspapers are full of it. What's wrong with Saturday night having a decent film on before midnight? A new drama or just something showcasing real new talent, rather than washed up celebrities desperately trying to stay in the public eye after being off the screens for 2 or 3 years, or complete wankers basically singing karaoke in a competition as staged as a Pasoti shirt auction?

I seriously pay £92 a month for my Virgin package and TV licence, that's over a grand a year for this pile of steaming kack. If it wasn't for sports I would hardly ever watch TV.

I'm just off out to shoot Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh, so catch you all later.

Get rid of your tv and save money and sanity.

Spend time on the internet instead