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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:07 pm | |
| Footballer is an inarticulate chav - shocker!
Following the FA's press release saying that Bertrand has left the England squad due to a sore throat, he was getting unrelentingly mocked on Twitter (#prayforbertrand, calpol jokes, etc). He responded with a foul mouthed rant explaining that he was 'cold' and had sore glands.
This just one day after the FA released a strict new code of conduct for the England players.
Oh gawd, such controversy, such a breach, such excitement no doubt in tomorrow's newspapers!
Mock Cuncher, reporting live from Twitter. |
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Charlie Wood
Posts : 2646 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 71 Location : Britannia Bay South Africa
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:53 pm | |
| He's English I always had him down as some kind of existentialist French mime artist...he needs to change his name to Bertie or something suitably English. |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:56 pm | |
| Ryan Bertrand has now deleted his twitter.
Poor little lamb. |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:02 pm | |
| NEW in from Twitter:
Newcastle Boss Alan Pardew wants his players to forget all talk about Wonga being their new sponsor, "just get on that pitch and give 4167%" |
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shonbo
Posts : 1666 Join date : 2011-12-03 Age : 66
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:15 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:27 pm | |
| Apparently the deal Newcastle have struck with wonga.com is worth £8 million. But they'll have to pay back £24 million within 2 months. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:38 pm | |
| - Charlie Wood wrote:
- He's English I always had him down as some kind of existentialist French mime artist...he needs to change his name to Bertie or something suitably English.
Is he related to Plastic at all? (Or am I the only one who remembers him? Ca plan pour moi ... Mods - we need one of those cedilla thingies) |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:49 pm | |
| - Peggy wrote:
- Charlie Wood wrote:
- He's English I always had him down as some kind of existentialist French mime artist...he needs to change his name to Bertie or something suitably English.
Is he related to Plastic at all?
(Or am I the only one who remembers him? Ca plan pour moi ... Mods - we need one of those cedilla thingies) Don't worry Peggy, you're not the only one who will never see 40 again remembers Plastic Bertrand. Yer tiz: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] |
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Sandford_Grecian
Posts : 1180 Join date : 2011-05-31 Age : 63 Location : Looking into the eyes of the beholder, and all I can see are £££££ signs :-)
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:18 pm | |
| I still have the single.
And a great single it is!
I wonder if it's worth anything. |
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Chemical Ali
Posts : 7322 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 47 Location : Plymouth
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Highwayman
Posts : 749 Join date : 2012-08-03 Age : 67
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:41 pm | |
| The female memory never fails to amaze |
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| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:02 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:04 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:40 pm | |
| - Greenjock wrote:
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Bugger Off CA. This video is also on the Plastic Bertrand page. One of my all time favourites. "I wanna a Dr to take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well" They don't do lyrics like that anymore.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] But remember another of the lines was "I want a million of them all round my cell". Would it be worth it? |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ryan Bertrand Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:45 pm | |
| - Highwayman wrote:
- The female memory never fails to amaze
I won't forget that. |
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