cider drinking comp

tcm wrote:

just might have a spare grandstand ticket jock ,wont know till thursday though,,,,,,if the ticket does comes up and you can wing it let me know,,,,,

Thanks Mike. It's more not having someone to look after my son though, but thanks for the offer.

Chingers wrote:

Cider is a form of alcopop for little boys not man enough to drink ale. "I just don't like the taste of ale or lager". Nobody does at first, you get used to it then it becomes alright and then it start tasting pretty good. Cider drinkers need to grow a pair. Put a bit of blackcurrant in it. Poofs.

I drink cider because drinking ale takes hours to get pissed and lager is fizzy piss that little boys put lime, blackcurrant or lemonade in. Next it will be a cherry and an umbrella.

Get some Henry Westons down you Chingers. It'll put hairs on yer chest

Greenjock wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Cider is a form of alcopop for little boys not man enough to drink ale. "I just don't like the taste of ale or lager". Nobody does at first, you get used to it then it becomes alright and then it start tasting pretty good. Cider drinkers need to grow a pair. Put a bit of blackcurrant in it. Poofs.

I drink cider because drinking ale takes hours to get pissed and lager is fizzy piss that little boys put lime, blackcurrant or lemonade in. Next it will be a cherry and an umbrella.

Get some Henry Westons down you Chingers. It'll put hairs on yer chest

I think one in the Summer is about right. More than one, indigestion and anger followed by a massively red face and the morning after PPP's. I'll stick to Ale.

Chingers you sound like a bullshitting lager boy. Get yourself down to the cider bar and knock back a few pints of "diesel" or "suicider" that will sort the men from the boys.

akagreengull wrote:

Chingers you sound like a bullshitting lager boy. Get yourself down to the cider bar and knock back a few pints of "diesel" or "suicider" that will sort the men from the boys.

I drink lager when there's no ale. Diesel is a flipping girly cocktail for Christ sakes "oooh this cider's a bit dry for me can you put some blackcurrant in it". Frigging teenagers drink.

Watch out for Cheddar Valley Red and be as close to a bog as you can if on a session!

Jaytex2012 wrote:

Watch out for Cheddar Valley Red and be as close to a bog as you can if on a session!

They sell Cheddar Valley around this way and it's fine for a few but it is a crude colonic irrigation method.

Greenjock wrote:

Jaytex2012 wrote:

Watch out for Cheddar Valley Red and be as close to a bog as you can if on a session!

They sell Cheddar Valley around this way and it's fine for a few but it is a crude colonic irrigation method.

That's the one. Village near us it's C&V - rough & Vimto!

Greenjock wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Cider is a form of alcopop for little boys not man enough to drink ale. "I just don't like the taste of ale or lager". Nobody does at first, you get used to it then it becomes alright and then it start tasting pretty good. Cider drinkers need to grow a pair. Put a bit of blackcurrant in it. Poofs.

I drink cider because drinking ale takes hours to get pissed and lager is fizzy piss that little boys put lime, blackcurrant or lemonade in. Next it will be a cherry and an umbrella.

Get some Henry Westons down you Chingers. It'll put hairs on yer chest

That's my drinking logic spot on GJ although when holidaying with the family in God's fair county recently I did partake in some Doom.

2 for £3 on Westons at the Co-op. 8.2% and lovely with it.

Nick Wall wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Cider is a form of alcopop for little boys not man enough to drink ale. "I just don't like the taste of ale or lager". Nobody does at first, you get used to it then it becomes alright and then it start tasting pretty good. Cider drinkers need to grow a pair. Put a bit of blackcurrant in it. Poofs.

I drink cider because drinking ale takes hours to get pissed and lager is fizzy piss that little boys put lime, blackcurrant or lemonade in. Next it will be a cherry and an umbrella.

Get some Henry Westons down you Chingers. It'll put hairs on yer chest

That's my drinking logic spot on GJ although when holidaying with the family in God's fair county recently I did partake in some Doom.

2 for £3 on Westons at the Co-op. 8.2% and lovely with it.

I've just popped into the Co-op and they had no Henry Westons left Luckily I have litres of my home-brewed cider and some Gaymers selection ciders. Regular Gaymers is cats piss like Strongbow, but I didn't realise they did some nice varities which are all over 6%, and the crazy bargain shop near me sells a selection box of 4 for £3.99 which would be rude not to

I went for a walk around the Hoe and Barbican today and for a real change had a pint in the Three Crowns Lager for girls that is but without the cherry or umbrella. £3 bleddy 70p for a pint. I nearly fainted. Good job the Mrs didn't have a drink as I would have had to take out a mortgage.