Hotel inspector new series

One for you jock a new series of the hotel inspector starts tonight. Alex is back and in a bikini.

Recording it now in HD, see if I can spot any spiders legs

To quote Keith Lemon, be careful not to get a 'straight penis'.

Gosh.

Is Alex a man or a woman?

knecht wrote:

Is Alex a man or a woman?

Sorry for the delay = Alex or Alessandra Maria-Luigia O Polizzi Di Sorrentino is all woman Knecht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTuSDkFqMF0

Keepitgreen wrote:

knecht wrote:

Is Alex a man or a woman?

Sorry for the delay = Alex or Alessandra Maria-Luigia O Polizzi Di Sorrentino is all woman Knecht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTuSDkFqMF0

You sure? Looks like Marco Pierre White in a summer frock.

Andy_Symons wrote:

Keepitgreen wrote:

knecht wrote:

Is Alex a man or a woman?

Sorry for the delay = Alex or Alessandra Maria-Luigia O Polizzi Di Sorrentino is all woman Knecht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTuSDkFqMF0

You sure? Looks like Marco Pierre White in a summer frock.

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Andy_Symons wrote:

Keepitgreen wrote:

knecht wrote:

Is Alex a man or a woman?

Sorry for the delay = Alex or Alessandra Maria-Luigia O Polizzi Di Sorrentino is all woman Knecht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTuSDkFqMF0

You sure? Looks like Marco Pierre White in a summer frock.

If that thought ever enters my head when I'm drooling over the perpetually-bunged-up-beauty, I'll never give you a lift again.....

JonB wrote:

Andy_Symons wrote:

Keepitgreen wrote:

knecht wrote:

Is Alex a man or a woman?

Sorry for the delay = Alex or Alessandra Maria-Luigia O Polizzi Di Sorrentino is all woman Knecht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTuSDkFqMF0

You sure? Looks like Marco Pierre White in a summer frock.

If that thought ever enters my head when I'm drooling over the perpetually-bunged-up-beauty, I'll never give you a lift again.....

I think I'd sooner walk than share a confined space with a man who drools over Marco Pierre White in a summer frock

I'll rocco forte with her any day of the week.....

Eh?

Andy_Symons wrote:

Keepitgreen wrote:

knecht wrote:

Is Alex a man or a woman?

Sorry for the delay = Alex or Alessandra Maria-Luigia O Polizzi Di Sorrentino is all woman Knecht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTuSDkFqMF0

You sure? Looks like Marco Pierre White in a summer frock.

You obviously need a trip to Specsavers. I can't say I'd like to see Marco in this dress:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02124/alex_polizzi_fixer_2124228b.jpg

Keepitgreen wrote:

Andy_Symons wrote:

Keepitgreen wrote:

knecht wrote:

Is Alex a man or a woman?

Sorry for the delay = Alex or Alessandra Maria-Luigia O Polizzi Di Sorrentino is all woman Knecht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTuSDkFqMF0

You sure? Looks like Marco Pierre White in a summer frock.

You obviously need a trip to Specsavers. I can't say I'd like to see Marco in this dress:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02124/alex_polizzi_fixer_2124228b.jpg

You're right; I need to reassess. It's Brian May out of Queen, even down to the moobs.

Have another assessment tonight Andy - 9pm Channel 5.

That time again - on now, channel 5.

http://www.ciphermysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vic-reeves-rubbing-his-thighs.jpg

Here`s a picture of jock watching alex wearing out his trousers

There's some far more attractive females on TV at the moment. Just look out for 'Women's Weightlifting' in the Olympic schedules.

You've got problems Andy.

Keepitgreen wrote:

You've got problems Andy.

You've met my wife, then?

lawnmowerman wrote:

http://www.ciphermysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vic-reeves-rubbing-his-thighs.jpg

Here`s a picture of jock watching alex wearing out his trousers

She can inspect my bed and my breakfast anytime.

Alex likes a good quality english sausage for breakfast.

lawnmowerman wrote:

Alex likes a good quality english sausage for breakfast.

That rules Jock out on two counts. The second count being the words 'good quality'

The first being chipolata?

Scottish sausage is square

And spicy