CZARCASM YOU HAVE A PM

... Plymouth, the leaders of Salsa Verde were composing a new song. Taking their inspiration from Wagner's Ring Cycle, they ...

....used leifmotifs for recurring themes and harmonic progressions to musically denote an action, object, emotion, character and came up with the immortal line....

Doobey doobey doo .....

... be doobey doo be ...

dah dah dah dah da

....de do be de doo, we got a bigger flag than you, even though we're in league 2.....

... and we're more praaper faaans than you ...

At this point nature took it's course, the whole choir disbanded to the plush urinals at HP for a well deserved.............

..... comfort break before returning to the Devonport End and .....

... getting out their big ...

....inflatable gorilla called ....

..... Windsor Boy but, sadly, ........

his impact was punctured by the sudden influx of..........

a GAS attack and......

...some Brighton fans, including Des Lynham, nearly returned from Cyprus where...

... they had left Tring playing with himself in ...

...the Larnaca mixed doubles badmington open, where he fooled the judges with some carefully applied make-up, a short skirt and sticking the shuttlecock.....

...under an ill-fitting bra, along with a chicken fillet on the other side, giving him an appearance remarkably similar to...

.... Eric Pickles, who, strangely, was looking for somewhere to invest money and ......

Obtain a guaranteed parking space, enabling him to become..............

very odd indeed but being odd was no deterent for his genital.....

growth from the centre of his forehead which was attributed to...

.... gm modified pasties consumed in prodigious quantities in spite of .....

... the availablity of various pies, which ...

were passed by the GAS board as fit for............