Peggy's Mundane Thread

Just been to the post office and posted a clockwork train to Australia, got home and found the same bloke has bought another one. So its post to Australia again tomorrow.

I don't usually buy the Innocent veg snack pots as they're about £4. But Tesco have them on sale, the Piri Piri one is fantastic.

Unseasonably warm weather drawback #1 - I had to cut the grass (again) and it's only bloody March.

*Unseasonably warm weather drawback #2 - Cider consumption has probably doubled, compared to a normal 'end of March' week.

* I'm still undecided as to whether #2 should be classified as a drawback.

Unseasonably warm weather bonus - I have a proper t-shirt tan.

Stressful week so far.

Surrounded by morons and cretins.

Cerbera wrote:

Stressful week so far.

Surrounded by morons and cretins.

And you came here to get away from them all? Poor choice of venue

Yes, but here I can identify with the morons and cretins, and freaks and weirdos and all the other saddos that don't tow the party line on Pasoti.

I'm in a world of confusion.

Not only is my body clock still apparently set to old money, and not only have half the posters on here got names beginning with Green, but I've also now got a major question to worry about.

Is it 'toe the line' or 'tow the line'?

It would appear to be 'toe the line'.

Apologies for my slackness. I will take myself in hand and beat myself with a wet copy of The Grecian.

KER-LICK

That's a relief. Not only do I not have to worry about it any more, but it also turns out I was right

Now. Body clock. People with names beginning with Green. Aargh.

Peggy wrote:

That's a relief. Not only do I not have to worry about it any more, but it also turns out I was right

Now. Body clock. People with names beginning with Green. Aargh.

I could change my username for you Peggy. How does BedfordGreen sound?

You're just trying to confuse me even more now.

LondonGreen does not begin with Green. It ends with Green. My problem is not with names that end with Green, but with names that begin with Green.

I think

My wife returned with a big pack of parma violets from CDS- I've just devoured them in 10 minutes.

I have a head cold.

No, not man flu. Just a stuffy nose.

As you were........

Cerbera wrote:

I have a head cold.

No, not man flu. Just a stuffy nose.

As you were........

Cerbs- you always seem to be ill- is it because you live in the grim north ?

Must confess, I'm not usually ill at all.

Had that properly bad attack of 'flu the other day and now this head cold. Hopefully that will my annual total of maladies now.

Today is a day for GETTING THINGS DONE.

Mostly mundane things, it has to be said, but THINGS nonetheless.

Just sorted and put away my credit card returns. orrible job.

<Snuffle>

<Sniff, sniff>

MAN UP CERBS!

I'll be okay............

Can I have your car if you're not?

The missus is a wonderful cook.

Tea must be ready - the smoke alarm's going off.

In other news I feel I must 'big up' Henry Weston. Producing a vintage cider at 8.2% vol is one thing. But making it taste like a gift from the gods at that volume, is mightily impressive.



Car thermothingy showed 21 degs today.

It's still March FFS. What's going on?

Many THINGS have GOT DONE today, and I daresay a few more THINGS will GET DONE before bedtime.

Scary amounts of flesh (not mine, obviously) on display when I went up Lidls earlier. You'd have thought it was the middle of winter.

Herefordshire's finest...Henry Weston cider, sure as hell beats the footy club....

Why can't I fix the correct sodding time on this site? Answers on a time-stamped postcard.

Also: Symonds Scrumpy J beats HW in my humble opinion. Both Herefordshire, mind.