Newell car tyre NOT vandalised afterall

Errrrr, I was joking!

I was trying to give the abuse writer a false sense of victory and then do the next post saying feck off but was called away to sort out a problem.

Motorservices we are threatened with law suits all the time by Newell and his mates. Its not got any further than threats hence the 100k but we will settle for 75k comments made in threads.

Punchdrunk wrote:

FFS why !!!

When I was in the mod room we were dealing with abuse reports 3 or 4 times a week.
What on earth is libelous about it.

Feck of Newell

3 or 4 times a week? that's feck all. When I were a mod, we had 300 abuses in a day, 18 libel, 57 slander and 82 other various court actions to deal with, and still had to be home for tea time to cook tea for 18 kids, two dogs and the village WI ladies - all out of a shoe-box - with no heating I might add. You think you had it tough? You have no idea, FFS.

PS: Oh, and a stupid fecking goat to feed.

I wonder if this will be discussed on Pbay?

And we are still trying to sort out the trouble you caused in the Forty when you got welly wanging and willy waving mixed up.

Poor Dingle and MannameadBabe have not been the same since!

MB was sporting a feck-off black eye after my drunken Welly wanging episode in the Forty.

Twas amusing though, by all accounts.

PS, Wellies are now banned from the establishment as a consequence of that evening.

It was the spilled drinks that did it for Dingle and MannameadBabe.

I did hear the wet T-shirt competition was pretty good!

It was only spoiled when Iggy joined them in the line up!

It was all going to plan when Iggy waked into the Fortescue with a surfboard under his arm!! FFS!

It was one of those moments when the whole pub went silent!

I thought that was when Seadog did his Laddy Godiva on that bike while singing his version of 'the boy stood on the burning deck!'

The boy stood on the burning deck,
His tyres were full of nails,
When suddenly some blighter shouts,
Where you been drivin too?

Op home park inun.

'Get rid of GOB,Rickler,Tring and you'll have a nice little forum'.........................

Well we were told to remove this thread by 6 am today or there'd be trouble.....

We're still here...again.

The legal mod is just dotting the I's and crossing the T's............we're dooooooomed

village green's postman will be getting a backache with all these legal threats being posted.

I await the letter ....still

I wonder what embarrassing story Nool is going to get caught up in next?

Frank Bullitt wrote:

I wonder what embarrassing story Nool is going to get caught up in next?

Has the Internet troll apologised yet for the crime that never was?

Prawn sandwich poisoning ?
Sour grapes ?
Restricted view from a directors box ?

Shrinking clothes?

Nools apology was, "I've apologised to all the freaks." Nobody else witnessed said apology and we don't know to which freaks it was made but I trust the man, let's move on now. (where's the wanker smiley?)

Shorely a thread worthy of a place in "The Scandal So Far" folder?

Czarcasm wrote:

Shorely a thread worthy of a place in "The Scandal So Far" folder?

Agreed...

You couldn't find a better example of a 'paranoid,obsessive,arrogant, pandering, bigot' if you tried!

I think Newell's actions on twitter regarding this incident really showed him up as the vile freaky loony that he really is!

Agree Ricks, it happens to a high number of motorists (including me). A paranoid loon would accuse others of foul play without thinking about it first.

Chemical Ali wrote:

Agree Ricks, it happens to a high number of motorists (including me). A paranoid loon would accuse others of foul play without thinking about it first.

Would look good with ATD across the top of it.

This thread is gold. Particularly enjoyed the reference to 'The Spunk Chariot'!