incoming.....

I see one of the Deepthroat club is hinting on pi$$poti that the porkster has some news to share....

What do we reckon, has Sir James finally decided to reward his loyal servant with a title or is it just a new ralphie?

nool finaly has his own mural

or pissoffti is the new shirt sponsor

Ah good old Wozzer. Completely shafted by Newell when Trust Chairman, now bezzie mates again since Newell got him a job at Norbert Dentrethingy.

Some people are so shallow you wouldn't use them as a birdbath.

Homeslice wrote:

Ah good old Wozzer. Completely shafted by Newell when Trust Chairman, now bezzie mates again since Newell got him a job at Norbert Dentrethingy.

Some people are so shallow you wouldn't use them as a birdbath.

Dont tell me, porksters PA. Someone has gotta hang all those original signed shirts for him.

Maybe Nooly has found some spare cash and bought out his Pasoti backers.

Angry wrote:

nool finaly has his own mural

or pissoffti is the new shirt sponsor

More like Norbert Dressingy or XPO or whatever they are called.

Gotta be a nice new sparkling BMW, init? He is fooking loaded and well travelled you know.

I wonder if it comes with a nail in the tyre.

Popcorn Pig wrote:

Gotta be a nice new sparkling BMW, init? He is fooking loaded and well travelled you know.

I wonder if it comes with a nail in the tyre.

Dunno about the nail but there's a feckin screw loose somewhere.

Dick Trickle wrote:

Popcorn Pig wrote:

Gotta be a nice new sparkling BMW, init? He is fooking loaded and well travelled you know.

I wonder if it comes with a nail in the tyre.

Dunno about the nail but there's a feckin screw loose somewhere.

The generous sponsors of the official club site have not only flown Angry Andy over for the playoffs after being beseeched by many pbay account holders they have now had another whip round to send the gobshite back home as well.

Solved. The new film ''The Angry Birds movie'' is based on ''piggies'' and Nool and his porkers are in it. The plot - taken from wiki:

At Angry Island, an island inhabited by ATD members the reclusive, grumpy clown Freathy is sentenced to anger management class after his temper causes a "premature’’ of a members rod. One day, in the middle of a class taught by Amsterdamage and attended by students Graiser, tt, Popcorn pig and Homeslice a Beemer boat, borrowed from Norbert Dentrethingy, docks at Angry Island, carrying pigs from Piggy Island led by Nool. Claiming to be peaceful explorers bringing offerings of friendship, the pigs are accepted on the island.

More pigs arrive on Angry Island and seemingly adjust to society, but Freathy becomes suspicious of their motives. He recruits his classmates Vincent_vega and Sir Francis Drake to help him find harvetheslayer a giant bald ugly warrior said to be the protector of the island, and the only member who can fly. They find him on top of  *&%*** missus but discover that harvetheslayer is now overweight, largely in retirement, and hasn't flown in years. Looking through harvetheslayer’s binoculars, Freathy’s group sees the pigs planting explosives around the ATD tent while the ATD’ers are having a party. They realize the party was a ruse to steal the ATD’ers PC’s

Lord Biro and Elias attempt to retrieve the PC’s but the pigs escape and their explosives destroy the tent. When the ATD’ers realise what has happened, Freathy rallies them to let their anger loose and take back their PC’s. The ATD’ers borrow a boat from sufferedsince68 and sail to Piggy Island, where they find the pigs living in a walled boardroom. Deducing the PC’s are most likely in the Norbert Dentrethingy office the ATD’ers attack the pigs by firing themselves into the pig village using a giant slingshot gifted to them by the pigs, which is later accidentally broken by Seadog.

Graiser, tt, RegGreen, Dougie and Village Green make it to the office and find the PC’s in a boiler room, where the pigs plan to smash them up. Freathy arrives, having had a change of heart, lost some weight and now flying and carries the PC’s out. As the ATD’ers escape, a PC drops off and falls back into the office and a very brave Plympton Pilgrim returns to the office retrieves the PC and survives Nool’s attack using a prawn sandwich.

As they leave they torch the island but pop back later for a bacon sarnie.
The End

Feck me I'm totally confused by this thread, going to have a lie down

I think it's a vaping thing.

Jacking up canabulis and smoking barbarians foreshore.

tigertony wrote:

Solved. The new film ''The Angry Birds movie'' is based on ''piggies'' and Nool and his porkers are in it. The plot - taken from wiki:

At Angry Island, an island inhabited by ATD members the reclusive, grumpy clown Freathy is sentenced to anger management class after his temper causes a "premature’’ of a members rod. One day, in the middle of a class taught by Amsterdamage and attended by students Graiser, tt, Popcorn pig and Homeslice a Beemer boat, borrowed from Norbert Dentrethingy, docks at Angry Island, carrying pigs from Piggy Island led by Nool. Claiming to be peaceful explorers bringing offerings of friendship, the pigs are accepted on the island.

More pigs arrive on Angry Island and seemingly adjust to society, but Freathy becomes suspicious of their motives. He recruits his classmates Vincent_vega and Sir Francis Drake to help him find harvetheslayer a giant bald ugly warrior said to be the protector of the island, and the only member who can fly. They find him on top of  *&%*** missus but discover that harvetheslayer is now overweight, largely in retirement, and hasn't flown in years. Looking through harvetheslayer’s binoculars, Freathy’s group sees the pigs planting explosives around the ATD tent while the ATD’ers are having a party. They realize the party was a ruse to steal the ATD’ers PC’s

Lord Biro and Elias attempt to retrieve the PC’s but the pigs escape and their explosives destroy the tent. When the ATD’ers realise what has happened, Freathy rallies them to let their anger loose and take back their PC’s. The ATD’ers borrow a boat from sufferedsince68 and sail to Piggy Island, where they find the pigs living in a walled boardroom. Deducing the PC’s are most likely in the Norbert Dentrethingy office the ATD’ers attack the pigs by firing themselves into the pig village using a giant slingshot gifted to them by the pigs, which is later accidentally broken by Seadog.

Graiser, tt, RegGreen, Dougie and Village Green make it to the office and find the PC’s in a boiler room, where the pigs plan to smash them up. Freathy harvetheslayer arrives, having had a change of heart, lost some weight and now flying and carries the PC’s out. As the ATD’ers escape, a PC drops off and falls back into the office and a very brave Plympton Pilgrim returns to the office retrieves the PC and survives Nool’s attack using a prawn sandwich.

As they leave they torch the island but pop back later for a bacon sarnie.
The End

Got a name wrong - now corrected

Did a random search on my sign in name and multiple hits but for the life of me cant recall this beauty with reference to me

Bugger, caught me out there, thought we had a new signing coming in !

vincent_vega wrote:

Homeslice wrote:

Ah good old Wozzer. Completely shafted by Newell when Trust Chairman, now bezzie mates again since Newell got him a job at Norbert Dentrethingy.

Some people are so shallow you wouldn't use them as a birdbath.

Dont tell me, porksters PA.  Someone has gotta hang all those original signed shirts for him.

Warren is very well qualified in H&s ,which is position he holds with ND.