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Tgwu
Posts : 14779 Join date : 2011-12-11 Location : Central Park (most days)
| Subject: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:53 pm | |
| A MONSTER catch has been landed by a Plymouth fisherman – and is now in the running to win a prestigious worldwide competition. Simon Smith caught the 111lb 15oz Atlantic halibut from the shore in Norway and broke the world record for this fish. Now the 33-year-old aircraft mechanic, from Deer Park, has been selected from 700 other world record breakers to decide who will become the number one catch in the world. Simon will be competing against nine other fishermen who also broken world records in 2015 – and hopes to be crowned the winner. He said: "The best thing about fishing, for me, is about relaxation; getting away from the stresses of everyday life. "This fish is the biggest fish I have ever caught and it made me the European shore record holder and 15kg line class world record holder. "Atlantic halibut is my favourite fish to catch from shore in Norway. It's by far the best fighting fish I've ever caught from land – in 2015 I managed to catch 48 from the shore in Norway |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 15046 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:36 pm | |
| A monster, I would feel guilty killing it. _______________________________________ COYG!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 2:27 pm | |
| I'd do it justice, in batter, a herb crust mmmmm. |
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vincent_vega
Posts : 184 Join date : 2011-12-03 Age : 50 Location : Cornwall
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:22 pm | |
| I feel a caption competition coming on. |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 15046 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:36 pm | |
| "It smells a bit fishy at first but you get used to it" _______________________________________ COYG!
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Greenskin
Posts : 6241 Join date : 2011-05-16 Age : 64 Location : Tavistock area
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:26 pm | |
| "That piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah". |
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RegGreen
Posts : 6018 Join date : 2015-07-08
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:02 pm | |
| - seadog wrote:
- "It smells a bit fishy at first but you get used to it"
that reminds me of some bird i use to know |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:06 pm | |
| - RegGreen wrote:
- seadog wrote:
- "It smells a bit fishy at first but you get used to it"
that reminds me of some bird i use to know Lol, reminds me of Panty rap by the legend that was Zappa, "the panties that nearly broke Tommy Mars' neck! He took one sniff and his head went back about this far, jeesus!" |
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RegGreen
Posts : 6018 Join date : 2015-07-08
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seadog Admin
Posts : 15046 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:09 pm | |
| To be linked with the mighty Zappa is honour enough, cheers Hammy. _______________________________________ COYG!
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seadog Admin
Posts : 15046 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:11 pm | |
| "I tried everything, even got me vinyl on, but she just lay there like a wet fish" _______________________________________ COYG!
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Czarcasm
Posts : 10244 Join date : 2011-10-23
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:30 pm | |
| - seadog wrote:
- "I tried everything, even got me vinyl on, but she just lay there like a wet fish"
Made me proper chuckle, that did. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:47 pm | |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 15046 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:51 pm | |
| "I left her gasping" _______________________________________ COYG!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:18 pm | |
| Is that a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers? |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 15046 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: One for seadog Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:33 pm | |
| She was only a fishmonger's daughter, But she lay on the slab and said, fillet. _______________________________________ COYG!
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