David Cameron and the pig

Looks like he's made a right pig's ear of himself!

Have you got the right thread Richard?

I reckon Cameron was just explaining the trickle down theory to a non believer.

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10/10

Threads merged.

I hope Cameron resigns over this. This could be the only event in our lifetimes that will still be remembered in 500 years time. It could be epic.

Up there with the best threads ever - brilliant.

what has nool had to say on this matter i wonder?

Angry wrote:

what has nool had to say on this matter i wonder?

He's been told its rude to talk with your mouth full.

Has he resigned yet?

I see that the author, Isabel Oakeshott, has admitted that the "two swines" story has come from one MP and is not second sourced at all.

She claims there's a photo out there somewhere but no one's seen it.

And admits to printing something that she has no idea as to whether it's true.

i wouldn't be in the least bit surprised for it to be true but even if it is, it's not in the same league as Corbyn betraying his wife behind her back.

Lefties are so principled aren't they.

Rollo Tomasi wrote:

I see that the author, Isabel Oakeshott, has admitted that the "two swines" story has come from one MP and is not second sourced at all.

She claims there's a photo out there somewhere but no one's seen it.

And admits to printing something that she has no idea as to whether it's true.

i wouldn't be in the least bit surprised for it to be true but even if it is, it's not in the same league as Corbyn betraying his wife behind her back.

Lefties are so principled aren't they.

Are you in the bullingdon club as well Rollo? There are none so blind as them that don't want to see.

Nah, I wouldn't want to join any club that would accept me as a member (Groucho Marx 1940).

And I see quite clearly. You're mixing Cameron's Eton/Oxford toffee nosed ways with an ability to run the country. It's not relevant.

Rollo Tomasi wrote:

Nah, I wouldn't want to join any club that would accept me as a member (Groucho Marx 1940).    

And I see quite clearly. You're mixing Cameron's Eton/Oxford toffee nosed ways with an ability to run the country. It's not relevant.

But Corbyn having an affair (like probably fifty percent of the house of c) is relevant? Still don't get it.

Rollo Tomasi wrote:

I see that the author, Isabel Oakeshott, has admitted that the "two swines" story has come from one MP and is not second sourced at all.

Frankly I don't care what Camerooooon did many many years ago. I'm sure everyone on this site has done something stupid, childish or even illegal when pithed up - some when sober!
The major point though is the fact that Isabel Oakeshott can search my hammock for bed bugs whenever she likes.

Iggy,I think you'll find he cheated on numerous occasions. Which would make me question his loyalty, honesty and self restraint (selfishness).

Throw in an obvious ability to lie through his teeth.

What's not to get?

In fact, on reflection, a perfect fit!

Rollo Tomasi wrote:

Iggy,I think you'll find he cheated on numerous occasions. Which would make me question his loyalty, honesty and self restraint (selfishness).

Throw in an obvious ability to lie through his teeth.

What's not to get?

In fact, on reflection, a perfect fit!

But if we expelled every mp who has cheated on his missus, cheated on his expenses, fecked a dead pig ect, we'd have hardly any left to milk the cash cows. If the establishment carried out this hatchet job that Corbyns getting now on any other mp the result would be the same. Believe what you want to believe, I don't give a feck about the morals of Cameron fuckin a pig or of Corbyn cheating on is missus, one is just funny the other is between them two. Why are you so worried about Corbyn?

Iggy wrote:

Rollo Tomasi wrote:

Iggy,I think you'll find he cheated on numerous occasions. Which would make me question his loyalty, honesty and self restraint (selfishness).

Throw in an obvious ability to lie through his teeth.

What's not to get?

In fact, on reflection, a perfect fit!

But if we expelled every mp who has cheated on his missus, cheated on his expenses, fecked a dead pig ect, we'd have hardly any left to milk the cash cows. If the establishment carried out this hatchet job that Corbyns getting now on any other mp the result would be the same. Believe what you want to believe, I don't give a feck about the morals of Cameron fuckin a pig or of Corbyn cheating on is missus, one is just funny the other is between them two. Why are you so worried about Corbyn?

John Major knocked off Edwina Currie.

Rather have shagged the pig personally.

Greenskin wrote:

Iggy wrote:

Rollo Tomasi wrote:

Iggy,I think you'll find he cheated on numerous occasions. Which would make me question his loyalty, honesty and self restraint (selfishness).

Throw in an obvious ability to lie through his teeth.

What's not to get?

In fact, on reflection, a perfect fit!

But if we expelled every mp who has cheated on his missus, cheated on his expenses, fecked a dead pig ect, we'd have hardly any left to milk the cash cows. If the establishment carried out this hatchet job that Corbyns getting now on any other mp the result would be the same. Believe what you want to believe, I don't give a feck about the morals of Cameron fuckin a pig or of Corbyn cheating on is missus, one is just funny the other is between them two. Why are you so worried about Corbyn?

John Major knocked off Edwina Currie.

Rather have shagged the pig personally.

Was Dave's Pig Friend Male or Female? i think we should be told!

So Ashcroft wasn't able to buy his way to a top job and has now looked to get even. Tough titties innit?

All this episode demonstrates is that at some point in his life, at least Dull Dave was able to let his hair down and get a bit wacky.

Greenskin wrote:

Iggy wrote:

Rollo Tomasi wrote:

Iggy,I think you'll find he cheated on numerous occasions. Which would make me question his loyalty, honesty and self restraint (selfishness).

Throw in an obvious ability to lie through his teeth.

What's not to get?

In fact, on reflection, a perfect fit!

But if we expelled every mp who has cheated on his missus, cheated on his expenses, fecked a dead pig ect, we'd have hardly any left to milk the cash cows. If the establishment carried out this hatchet job that Corbyns getting now on any other mp the result would be the same. Believe what you want to believe, I don't give a feck about the morals of Cameron fuckin a pig or of Corbyn cheating on is missus, one is just funny the other is between them two. Why are you so worried about Corbyn?

John Major knocked off Edwina Currie.

Rather have shagged the pig personally.

Her daughter was worth one I seem to recall

This is superb.

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