Drunk-ometer

Subject: Drunk-ometer Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:54 am

Have always been fascinated by the terms used to describe drunkeness. for instance which is the most drunk pissed as a newt or pissed as a handcart. trying to constuct a table.

a Sober as a Judge

b pissed

c pissed as a handcart/newt

d Out of my tree.

e Paralytic

any further suggestions?

Subject: Re: Drunk-ometer Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:56 am

Soppy as a sack.

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Subject: Re: Drunk-ometer Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:34 pm

Yeh, but where in the scale do they fit and how about pissed as arseholes?

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pepsipete wrote:: Yeh, but where in the scale do they fit and how about pissed as arseholes?

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