PHEW - I'm MASSIF!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/03/the-results-are-in-study-reveals-average-penis-size

Only an inch and a half difference between average soft, and average hard? Really?

My 'Old Fella' doesn't come to the party nearly as much as he used to ( ) but when he does, I'd be horrified if the net increase was only an inch and a half!

It's all a phallacy I tell thee.

I've always wanted a 12 inch dick, instead of this fecking great thing dangling down me leg.

Czarcasm wrote:

Only an inch and a half difference between average soft, and average hard? Really?

My 'Old Fella' doesn't come to the party nearly as much as he used to ( ) but when he does, I'd be horrified if the net increase was only an inch and a half!

Don't despair, there are two sorts of willies; growers and showers.

Me = grower. I mean, from 4 inches to 14inches in mere seconds in the flash of a beaver, does give you a headache.

14" that's nearly an armful.

Armful? it's hurtful, I tell thee.

It was a Hancock joke funnily enough.

What I did't see in the gruaniad article was a refence to the ambient temperature when the flacid state was measured. tbh, so long as parties involved are happy and satisfied, who cares whether you're a size '8 'or '24'?

Greenskin wrote:

I've always wanted a 12 inch dick, instead of this fecking great thing dangling down me leg.

I do my best.