Ode to Pedliar

I know you, you shamster!

I saw you smirking and grinning.

Nodding through the day, and I knew you lied.

With mincing steps you gaited before men, shouting of your valour.

Yet you, you idiot, I knew you were lying!

And your hand shook and your knees were shaking.

I know you, you shamster!

I heard you honeying your words, licking your lips and smacking o'er them, twiddling your thumbs in ecstasy over your latest wit.

I know you, you shamster!

You are what the world knows.

A Liar.

Gratias auctori

Thoughtful

Hitch wrote:

I know you, you shamster!

I saw you smirking and grinning.

Nodding through the day, and I knew you lied.

With mincing steps you gaited before men, shouting of your valour.

Yet you, you idiot, I knew you were lying!

And your hand shook and your knees were shaking.

I know you, you shamster!

I heard you honeying your words, licking your lips and smacking o'er them, twiddling your thumbs in ecstasy over your latest wit.

I know you, you shamster!

You are what the world knows.

A Liar.

Gratias auctori

This could be applied to anyone who has inhabited the farm modroom for the last decade or so.

is it Friday?

No and its the wrong thread!

Bad boy Hitch!