New years resolutions and what would you like to change from tomorrow.

For a start, all of this new years resolutions shite is exactly that - shite. I mean, come on, todays Wednesday, tomorrow's Thursday! WTF changes? Nothing, that's what.

Anyway, say I did make one of these stupid resolutions, mine would be to be more grumpy, nastier and ruthless than last year. in fact, I'm going to give this a go.

Things I would like to change.

See the downfall of the empire of the pigs.
See Mr Brent depart our beloved club
All superfans and site owners gowned in Russian furry hats, emblazoned with the hammer and sickle and sent to Ukraine.
Pigsoti shut down by the FBI for international fucktardery
Argo to be the play-thing of Russian Oligarch, give Argo 10 billion to do as we see fit.
Cameron, or whatever twat-faced corrupt gimp wins the election, to announce free beer to men over 40
Free fuel if you have an enormous cock.
Big fluffy pancakes drizzled with butter and Maple syrup to be prescribed to hangover sufferers by the NHS.
An allowance of 5 people a week you can legally ram in you car if some gimpy, gobby , spotty twat cuts you up.
All taxi drivers to set fire to themselves with immediate effect, well, after midnight tonight will do.
Anyone wishing to join ATD must love Broccoli and Stilton soup
The right to bear a feckoff Magnum .44 to deal with feral oiks, who hang around town centers and annoy/threaten ordinary people going about their business.

I could go on, but you get the nitty gritty of it ll!! DOH!!

Broccoli and stilton soup is the SHIT. Lovely stuff.

Let's hope for the continuation of the good work ATD is with exposing the idiocy of Pasoti's ownership.