Using a mobile phone whilst driving to take photographs

They say men who buy big expensive cars are making up for other things that are smaller on their body.

It can't be his belly so must be his cock.

Again - and on the phone to his mate

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVpIgSgWUAM9mq3.jpg

Edited by mouldyoldgoat.

Using the phone whist in control of a motor vehicle and maybe calling Nikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk? LOVL

Porkies inadvertent 2015 prezzy to ATD, and the world of fuckwittery and Mordor.

Gotta love him.

Nool may have a dashcam? I think many these days they will link to facebook/ twitter/ social media. They can be positioned at various angles so its hard to tell.

pretty much giving away nikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk's number there lol

I can understand why he took the photo. What an amazing thing to see!

What a time to be alive!

Chemical Ali wrote:

Nool may have a dashcam? I think many these days they will link to facebook/ twitter/ social media. They can be positioned at various angles so its hard to tell.

That's not a dash cam. Might be a bellycam though.

I can think of very things to risk points for.

Taking a picture of santa isn't one of them.

He sure knows how to have a good time. I'm jealous.

He's got a fetish for fat man arse.

Probably stems from his lemon party days.

Nool the man who just keeps on giving...........

SeymourButts wrote:

He's got a fetish for fat man arse.

Probably stems from his lemon party days.

I had no idea what a lemon party was. I googled it. I now need to bathe in disinfectant. Ewwww.

well you do now

Homeslice wrote:

SeymourButts wrote:

He's got a fetish for fat man arse.

Probably stems from his lemon party days.

I had no idea what a lemon party was. I googled it. I now need to bathe in disinfectant. Ewwww.

That's what happens when Nool and Co get together after a match.

SeymourButts wrote:

Homeslice wrote:

SeymourButts wrote:

He's got a fetish for fat man arse.

Probably stems from his lemon party days.

I had no idea what a lemon party was. I googled it. I now need to bathe in disinfectant. Ewwww.

That's what happens when Nool and Co get together after a match.

Another good reason to avoid the GT's tent

Homeslice wrote:

SeymourButts wrote:

He's got a fetish for fat man arse.

Probably stems from his lemon party days.

I had no idea what a lemon party was. I googled it. I now need to bathe in disinfectant. Ewwww.

I didn't know either. I do now!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezuz H Christ. I think I'll wait for my dinner for while!

I was eating a banana when I googled that I wish I hadnt now. Thats put me right off eating them for a very very long time

Was it a big banana ?

stop it . Time for many many drinks to try and forget those images.

lawnmowerman wrote:

stop it . Time for many many drinks to try and forget those images.

Did you picture Newell's porcine physique in any of those images...?

Bet you do now

Homeslice wrote:

lawnmowerman wrote:

stop it . Time for many many drinks to try and forget those images.

Did you picture Newell's porcine physique in any of those images...?

Bet you do now

I do now cheers

Barman another pint please and keep them coming.

lawnmowerman wrote:

Homeslice wrote:

lawnmowerman wrote:

stop it . Time for many many drinks to try and forget those images.

Did you picture Newell's porcine physique in any of those images...?

Bet you do now

I do now cheers

Barman another pint please and keep them coming.

That's what he said.

One after the other.

Greeks, gulls, money lenders, presidents and non investing owners.

One after the other.

stop it my head will explode with all these dodgy images.

lawnmowerman wrote:

stop it my head will explode with all these dodgy images.

Try and avoid thinking about Newell, de Lar, Brent and Webb at one of these lemon party things. Just be thankful no-one's mentioned a human centipede yet.

Im sure someone will get to the nitty gritty of all this one day